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[grylls_bears]

[hi kids it's that time again
what time is that you ask? well that's a very good question. because i don't think we've done this before so it's actually not that time again at all. it's just that time, the first time. and that time is this.


DINOSAUR WARS

yeah that's right you heard me. WE'RE ALL IN DEATHMATCHES JUST LIKE USUAL BUT THIS TIME WE'RE RIDING DINOSAURS. BECAUSE WHY THE SHIT NOT. IT'S EXTREMELY AWESOME.]

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[fuckinghorse]

[ oh no tsuna, you gotta play. ]

Yeah, the special effects are pretty impressive. But hey, that's Vongola for you, right?

[ TRUE TO HIS NAME he's getting the hang of this. ]

[reluctant10th]

[no this isn't playing this is horrifying even if Dino looks really cool on his dinosaur right now]

I-I don't think these are special effects--

[his sentences cuts off into a loud shriek as his dinosaur lunges and gobbles up some poor baby one.]

[fuckinghorse]

[ he could teach you how to be this cool.

but he'd have to charge.

w a t c h e s ]

. . . huh. Really, Reborn, that guy. [ SPECIAL EFFECTS OR NOT that is totally not age appropriate. ] Don't look, Tsuna!

[reluctant10th]

[because his whips bring all the boys to the yard? it's okay Dino, Tsuna's never going to become cool. He's resigned himself to this a long time ago.

Looking a little freaked out as he slaps his hands over his eyes (DOESN'T STOP THE SOUNDS THOUGH)]

T-Too late--!

[what is his life]

[yipinzu]

[Hey, she's only ankle high, and with bad eyesight to boot, but she'd recognize that voice anywhere...] CHROME! [Smiling brightly up at her, and tugging her tiny dinosaur over] I-pin found a really big chicken, see!

[fuckinghorse]

[ SORT OF TRYING TO NUDGE HIS DINOSAUR TO STOP TSUNA'S, but that just ends with his biting tsuna's, and then they're at it, complete with roars etcetc. ]

LKJKLJSDlkjg

[reluctant10th]

[OH NO now his is clawing at Dino's and Tsuna really can't hold on while he's like this--

BRB FALLING. MAYBE HE'LL SURVIVE THIS. OR MAYBE NOT. SCREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMS]

[ombrasolare]

It's all about appearances, Tsuna. [Reborn says calmly, apropos of nothing]

[reluctant10th]

What do you mean, appearances?

[ombrasolare]

Well, think about it. How would it look, for a mafia boss not to have an appropriate steed when all his subordinates seem to be doing quite well on their own?

[You know. disregarding the fact that this is probably virtual, and possibly even partly Reborn's plot...

Circling, circling... wow everything's so far away. Hope you're not getting dizzy]

[reluctant10th]

I keep telling you I'm not the boss!

[GRUMPING]

AND I DON'T THINK DINOSAURS MAKE VERY GOOD ANIMALS TO RIDE.

[fuckinghorse]

[ oh god little bro, don't get trampled, DON'T WORRY, DINO IS COMING TO THE RESCUE. ]

Duck! [ the resounding crack of his whip slices through the air, and dino is trying to indiana jones one of the dinosaurs. ]

[reluctant10th]

[CRASHING THROUGH A COUPLE OF TREES. O-Ow what is his life

and the dinosaur roars, trying to pull away from the whip at has wrapped around its mouth. The other dinosaur uses this chance to bite him. BITCH YOU GOING DOWN]

[organless]

Chicken?

[she blinks at the tiny dinosaur. Petting it]

I don't think it's a chicken.

[skyflower]

Uncle Reborn! [Smiles affectionately to the baby, happy to see him.]

I thought you would be here. This is certainly lively training, isn't it?

[ombrasolare]

[Reborn's (and Tsuna's, remember) dinosaur screeched in denial and opened his claws just enough...]

[reluctant10th]

[SCREAMS AS HE PLUMMETS TO THE GROUND]

[ombrasolare]

Well, variety is the spice of life. It wouldn't do for them to get complacent and bored, I'm sure you understand.

[It's an interesting picture they make, up above the field - Uni's giant quetzalcoatlus - the largest wingspan of any of known the flying dinosaurs - and Reborn on his own, far smaller pteranodon, like a consort to the mothership]

[ombrasolare]

[Reborn suppresses a sigh, and directs his sulking dinosaur to catch Tsuna, still quite a decent way from the ground - no less than a hundred feet or so. As they gain altitude again, he says, surprisingly mildly]

You know the air is thinner up here. Do stop screaming.

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[yipinzu]

Is not a...?

[She peers closer at her dinosaur, which stares back at her, nonplussed]

[yipinzu]

[Suddenly remembering, she reaches into her pockets for Haru's dad's glasses-]

[yipinzu]

Chrome-! [She reaches up to grab her hand, as if trying to drag her away] Is a dinosaur!

[skyflower]

[She smiles softly and nudges her dinosaur upward with a gentle command and then carefully climbs to her feet on its back and reaches up on her tippy toes to try and help tug him free.]

[skyflower]

[Swoops down, overjoyed to see a familiar blonde, but what's he doing with that pool cue....

Oh dear, that won't do at all.]

Gamma?

[Enjoy the pair of big innocent eyes blinking down at you from over the side of a giant flying thing.]

[organless]

It's nice.

[patting Ipin on the head, before doing the same for the dinosaurs

WHAT IS BEING TERRIFIED OF SUCH CUTE CREATURES?!]