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[grylls_bears]

[hi kids it's that time again
what time is that you ask? well that's a very good question. because i don't think we've done this before so it's actually not that time again at all. it's just that time, the first time. and that time is this.


DINOSAUR WARS

yeah that's right you heard me. WE'RE ALL IN DEATHMATCHES JUST LIKE USUAL BUT THIS TIME WE'RE RIDING DINOSAURS. BECAUSE WHY THE SHIT NOT. IT'S EXTREMELY AWESOME.]

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[reluctant10th]

[tsuna groans, hanging his head]

MY HEART BLEEDS IN AGONY

[placeholdher]

[a grunt, and a half-hearted punch. shrimpy troll, he's not gonna fall for your mind games!]

The kids all look like they're having fun. Especially that stupid student of yours.

[snookered]

[GEH

gamma looks up mid-shot and waves...sheepishly...wait why is he sheepish there's nothing to be ashamed of here!! but uni somehow always manages to prick his conscience.]

Hey, Princess...are you sure that thing is safe for you to be riding?

[flyinsolo]

[more importantly

why is it standing on Hibari's face when he is trying to nap????? IF THIS IS MORE GROUPING HE IS GOING TO KILL EVERYTHING. INCLUDING THE DINOSAURS.

but not the cute ones.]

NO ICONS NO REGRETS /LEAPS OFF CLIFF

[flyinsolo]

[aha. here's a likely culprit.]

Bucking Horse. I might have known this cacophony would have something to do with you.

[ooooh, looks like someone just got rudely awoken from a strategic planning nap.]

s c r e am s

[fuckinghorse]

[ wheels his dinosaur around!! ]

--Kyouya? [ a brilliant, sunny smile ] Yeah, it's pretty lively, isn't it?

[fuckinghorse]

[ jeez reborn sure puts his students through some intensive training!!

DINO QUICKLY MAKES HIS GETAWAY WHILE THE TWO DINOSAURS GRAPPLE, chasing after tsuna. ]

YOUR SCREAMS WON'T SAVE YOU NOW

[flyinsolo]

[foolish horse idiot, what about this situation has you smiling? unless it's the rampant carnage. hibari is okay with that.

he regards Dino loftily from his dino-back perch wow Dino your name is unfortunate for this post really isn't it and idly grips his tonfas out of hammerspace.]

You know the punishment for awakening me. Don't think I'll hold back.

[reluctant10th]

[ROAR. SMASH. CRASH. BANG. it's a miracle no one has been squished yet.

Eventually a stray branch snags the hood of Tsuna's jacket, jerking him to a stop]

Oowwww...

why not

[fuckinghorse]

Hey, it's not my fault you're such a light sleeper!

[ no stranger to hibari's unfortunate sleeping habits, dino is nonetheless unruffled, the coil of his whip still hanging placidly by his side. ]

Anyway, it's kinda hard to fight on dinosaurs, isn't it?

because if you're alive enough to scream, then you're obviously alive enough to fight me.

[flyinsolo]

I see no reason why that should hamper us.

[if anything, it'll make it more fun. but if the dinosaurs try and take his prey Hibari will just have to take them out, too.

he stands up on his mount's back easily, ready to stop the chitchat and punish you properly, Roll already nestled on his shoulder.]

Stop wasting time, Bucking Horse. You'll die too soon that way.

[fuckinghorse]

[ dino is exuberant and flushed and pretty much out of breath, but he looks like he's sort of enjoying this still! ]

Careful. [ LOOKING AROUND. ] Where are we, anyway?

THAT MAKES NO SENSE

[fuckinghorse]

[ fine!! if mister hibari i can't stop fighting for two seconds kyouya wants to go, dino's game enough. romario's close by, there are dinosaurs everywhere, this is pretty much a good training place, right? ]

Yeah? [ his posture straightens, and the handle of his whip is familiar beneath his fingers. ] Okay-- let's see what you've learned.

[armorforclouds]

[ w-well guess what!!

His flies too!! And it's purple ]

Eat my clouds, Senpai!!!

[ FLYIN' RIGHT PAST. ]

[ex_pyon558]

Oi!!

[ He's holding up something tiny and clearly angry that's snapping viciously at his hands. It's a baby Compsognathus. A very unhappy one that doesn't approve of that way Ken is shaking it around. ]

How did you get that big thing, pyon!!

[yipinzu]

Chrome-! [She seems a little frantic. WHAT IF IT EATS HER]

[reluctant10th]

[UUUH]

--I have no idea.

[but OWOWOWOWOW everything hurts and he could really use some help getting down]

[organless]

[Oh, Ken, there you are. Looking down at the angry baby dinosaur]

It was just there.

[organless]

[She loses a bit of her jacket sleeve but DOESN'T SEEM PHASED.



oh chrome]

[yipinzu]

[She hasn't noticed, orz, this eyesight thing...]

Where is I-pin...? [She tries to urge her dinosaur to move, but at least it has a sense of self-preservation...]

it makes perfect sense. your stupidity is what defies credulity here.

[flyinsolo]

[FINALLY what took you so long. honestly, Hibari has no idea what possesses you to act like such a herbivore all the time. maybe it's something to do with that awful haircut?]

Stop acting like a teacher. It's disgusting.

[but he's smiling faintly, cruelly, as he launches off the dinosaur like a midget rocket, bouncing off the head of Dino's mount and ignoring its angry snaps. Roll hangs on for dear life as Hibari slams into place before his mentor prey and immediately turns up a full-blast uppercut.]

[flyinsolo]

[ghfshfdha DINOSAUR CLAW UP HIS NOSE Hibari grunts and carefully reaches to pick the damned thing up. and get it off his face.]

It's rude to stand all over someone's face when they're sleeping. Do you want to be bitten?

1/2

[yipinzu]

[Eep. I-pin quickly jumps off, squinting up at Hibari]

[yipinzu]

[Apparently she didn't recognize him] Sorry, I-pin is very sorry! Was mistake!

[yipinzu]

Miss Chrome, dinosaur wants to eat!