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[grylls_bears]

[hi kids it's that time again
what time is that you ask? well that's a very good question. because i don't think we've done this before so it's actually not that time again at all. it's just that time, the first time. and that time is this.


DINOSAUR WARS

yeah that's right you heard me. WE'RE ALL IN DEATHMATCHES JUST LIKE USUAL BUT THIS TIME WE'RE RIDING DINOSAURS. BECAUSE WHY THE SHIT NOT. IT'S EXTREMELY AWESOME.]

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[reluctant10th]

[SCREAM as one of the limbs begins to edge towards him]

M-Maybe another push will help things?

[RUNS OVER, EYES SHUT AND HE PUSHES THIS WEIRD CREEPY DINOSAUR THING. HERE GOES NOTHING]

[stillwaters]

[you know, that kind of thing only ever breaks stuff more when he tries it. But you're the boss, he trusts your judgment.]

Maybe--

[SUCCESS. Except now Kazu looks kind of miffed and roars down at them indignantly.]

Hey, buddy. Glad you're back. Say thanks to Tsuna!

[reluctant10th]

[KAZU USED ROAR. TSUNA FLED FROM THE SCENE straight into a bush


the leaves rustle a little]

Um. THAT'S OKAY I'm just glad I didn't make him multiply-!

[stillwaters]

Yours can do that too?

[peering curiously at the bush

wondering if it's necessary or not to rescue him]

[reluctant10th]

[he's very happy and safe in this bush (THOUGH PROBABLY NOT FOR LONG)]

Well, not mine. Enma's. Though I guess with all of the multiplying our dinosaurs got mixed up too.

[stillwaters]

At least now there's plenty of spares.

[tilts his head a little as the bush rustles again.]

[hookerthighs]

[ get out, Tsuna, you don't even go here.

and why would Mukuro want to be godfather to a Dino (ha ha). ]

The resemblance is already uncanny.

[reluctant10th]

W-Well, we had to take them all out since they started chasing us and--

[wait. what is that sound. turning around to see


A TINY MURDERBEAST OF DEATH THING

Tsuna shoots out of the bushes screaming as this tiny evil snapping dinosaur thing follows closely at his heels]

[hookerthighs]

[ well, pretty sure this is violating some animal rights abuse code or something. ]

Fortunate that you've no need to hold its hair back.

[stillwaters]

...To what?

[admittedly Mukuro's more of an expert on this religious stuff than he is, but he's drawing a blank.

Unless Catholicism is just a lot more awesome than he's realized.]

[reluctant10th]

[HE'D BE REALLY HAPPY IF HE WASN'T HERE ACTUALLY but since he doesn't have a dinosaur anymore]

[hookerthighs]

[ Tsuna's dinosaur ate them all.


Jeez, look at all this slimy mess and baby dinosaur goo. Tsuntsun. ]

They are indeed alive.

[reluctant10th]

[what have they done. h-he's feeling a little queasy watching it heave up chunks of other dinosaurs so he'll just...pat it awkwardly on the back and look away]

...t-that's true.

[hookerthighs]

To the proud mother, naturally. Like pet, like owner. [ it doesn't matter if you guys don't get it, okok. Mukuro just needs to Say These Things. ] And the brain is likely of a similar make and model.

sdhzfhsdzh omg i'm dying

[hookerthighs]

[ laughing, oh my god. Tsuna, your face right now is the colour of Fran's hair. ]

Well, wait until you get into college, I suppose.

[ assuming your grades don't suck too much for that. ]

[stillwaters]

...I think that one's a little small to ride, though. Maybe he wants to ride you instead.

[hahahaha isn't that cute? It's so small and energetic.]

[stillwaters]

Sure. That's genetics, right?

[and you guys thought he never learned anything in school, didn't you.]

[reluctant10th]

[RUNNING. AROUND. IN. CIRCLES]

IT WANTS TO EAT ME!!!

[stillwaters]

You're way too big for it--

[but still, he's got a duty to protect the boss, so he draws his sword and

thwaps the dinosaur sternly with the blunt back of the blade to tumble it away from Tsuna. It's just so small, it really feels like bullying.]

cries I don't even know what I'm doing anymore

[reluctant10th]

[HE'S HAVING DINOSAUR SYMPATHY PAINS OK]

Eh? I don't really like sake though...

[man will he even get a chance to go to college? HIS GRADES AND ALL]

[hookerthighs]

[ FIE, YAMAMOTO. ]

But where do you intend to put it?

[stillwaters]

[put it. uh.]

...They like the outdoors!

[reluctant10th]

[the dinosaur straightens up and snarls, hackles raised. JUST YOU WAIT. NEXT TIME THAT GIANT HAMSTER THING WILL BE MINE the dinosaur seems to snarl and it stalks off, tail held up stiffly in the air

Tsuna slumps down to the ground with relief except not. NO WHERE'S SAFE. NO WHERE'S SAFE]

Thanks Yamamoto.

ME NEITHER

[hookerthighs]

[ not remembering That One Unfinished Thread or Anything -- ]

Well, tastes do have the potential to broaden.

[ uhhhh. ]

But never mind. [ wave of the hand. ] Look, either my work will have been successful, or else the beast will wear itself out through this activity and nap soon. Either way, we can dismount soon.

[organless]

[oh. Boss's dinosaur must have been very hungry.

Picking one up, slime and all]

They're so tiny.