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[hi kids it's that time again
what time is that you ask? well that's a very good question. because i don't think we've done this before so it's actually not that time again at all. it's just that time, the first time. and that time is this.

DINOSAUR WARS

yeah that's right you heard me. WE'RE ALL IN DEATHMATCHES JUST LIKE USUAL BUT THIS TIME WE'RE RIDING DINOSAURS. BECAUSE WHY THE SHIT NOT. IT'S EXTREMELY AWESOME.]

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Yours can do that too?

[peering curiously at the bush

wondering if it's necessary or not to rescue him]

[he's very happy and safe in this bush (THOUGH PROBABLY NOT FOR LONG)]

Well, not mine. Enma's. Though I guess with all of the multiplying our dinosaurs got mixed up too.

At least now there's plenty of spares.

[tilts his head a little as the bush rustles again.]

W-Well, we had to take them all out since they started chasing us and--

[wait. what is that sound. turning around to see

A TINY MURDERBEAST OF DEATH THING

Tsuna shoots out of the bushes screaming as this tiny evil snapping dinosaur thing follows closely at his heels]

...I think that one's a little small to ride, though. Maybe he wants to ride you instead.

[hahahaha isn't that cute? It's so small and energetic.]

[RUNNING. AROUND. IN. CIRCLES]

IT WANTS TO EAT ME!!!

You're way too big for it--

[but still, he's got a duty to protect the boss, so he draws his sword and

thwaps the dinosaur sternly with the blunt back of the blade to tumble it away from Tsuna. It's just so small, it really feels like bullying.]

[the dinosaur straightens up and snarls, hackles raised. JUST YOU WAIT. NEXT TIME THAT GIANT HAMSTER THING WILL BE MINE the dinosaur seems to snarl and it stalks off, tail held up stiffly in the air

Tsuna slumps down to the ground with relief except not. NO WHERE'S SAFE. NO WHERE'S SAFE]

Thanks Yamamoto.

[man, that thing was really kind of cute.]

Sure. [here, have a hand up.]

Haha, I think it liked you!

[takes his hand gratefully]

I-It was chasing me.

Kind of reminded me a little of Gokudera.

[maybe it was that intensely fixated kind of hungry look

whoops, he's not within earshot, is he?]

--HOW WAS THAT DINOSAUR ANYTHING LIKE GOKUDERA-KUN?!

[WELL if he is...]

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