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[hi kids it's that time again
what time is that you ask? well that's a very good question. because i don't think we've done this before so it's actually not that time again at all. it's just that time, the first time. and that time is this.

DINOSAUR WARS

yeah that's right you heard me. WE'RE ALL IN DEATHMATCHES JUST LIKE USUAL BUT THIS TIME WE'RE RIDING DINOSAURS. BECAUSE WHY THE SHIT NOT. IT'S EXTREMELY AWESOME.]

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[ oh. see, their dinosaur is so much cuter than Tsuna's. ]

Feed, you say? But that's hardly your responsibility.

[ ... laughs. ]

Unless you're suggesting you're of a mind to take it home.

[ bad chrome. bad. ]

N-No! No, it's not--w-wait, why are you going after me

[On a triceratops. PROBABLY NOT THE TSUNA YOU WERE EXPECTING]

[Damn right he thinks that's impressive, he's a dinosaur full of raptor pride - and to prove his point, he'll let out a fearsome battle screech and charge. B( DINOSAUR WAR ON, BITCHES]

N-Nothing you just said was factual at all!

[this is totally not fair. :( why are you the only one not on a dinosaur?

are these dinosaurs yours because she'd be forever grateful if you'd just put them away]

[ or he's just not a giant pussy? ]

Ah, well. If you've no other choice, there's always the option of becoming the alpha male and guiding the creature, so to speak. [ PAUSE lmao] It's said to work with sheep, at any rate. [ WHY WOULD A DINOSAUR BE DIFFERENT.]

[the cutest. Look at it, so peaceful and calm while all the other dinosaurs are fighting it out]

--I don't think it'll fit.

[also Ken would get mad]

Tsunako-chan, if you don't pay attention you'll fall off and be trampled~! What a turn of events that would be - why, they might even have to shut down the press booth for a moment!

[He was sitting on a dinosaur but his fat ass crushed it so they gave him the sportscaster job.

The dinosaur was pressed into diamonds. Now he has ass-diamonds.]

[apparently he's the only sane one around]

--in what way are dinosaurs and sheep even alike?!

[oh no t-rex don't eat those raptors, STOOOOOOOP]

AH, THERE YOU ARE, TSUNA!! DON'T THINK THAT DISGUISE WILL BE ENOUGH TO MAKE ME WAVER, HEY!!

[because reborn. seriously. nothing surprises colonello any more.]

[ leave it to Chrome to zero in on the moesaurus. ]

There is scarcely anything so unfortunate as a high maintenance pet.

[ but Fran would probably like it.

oh, no. she looks so sad. does he have to touch her. ]

P-Please don't say things like that!

[SHE HAS HERSELF CLINGING FIRMLY TO A HORN NOTHING SHORT OF A CROW BAR IS GOING TO PRY HER OFF]

--and why is that the worst part of someone getting trampled?!

[gross Byakuran no one wants your ass to have boatlights]

[ but he's still being a useless whiner!! ]

Have you a better idea in mind?

[ idly watches... ]

Neither sheep nor dinosaurs are felled by querulous chatter.

-W-wait, what do you mean disguise?

[glancing down at her uniform

nope, not wearing that leon costume or that vegetable costume]

ANYWAY I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT!

[triceratops RUN TRICERATOPS RUN]

[WHAT ELSE CAN HE DO HERE]

Um. I-I don't really know but I'm pretty sure it's impossible to become the alpha male or whatever that is!

[oh grosssssss]

T-This is a t-rex we're talking about after all.

[she can't help her moedar]

Is there? Maybe it can take care of itself.

[would chikusa like a pet dinosaur? Maybe they can put it in a box, like the owl.

mukuro-sama touches are always welcome]

In that case, I fear you've no choice but to resort to violence to achieve your desired ends.

[ if you X-Burner the T-rex, Mukuro will illusion the popcorn. ]

What a shameful method of disrupting the peacefulness of nature's course, albeit.

[ like those dinosaurs bleeding everywhere and ripping each other to shreds and shit like that. so that's what they look like on the inside -- ]

AH?! SAWADA, THAT'S EXTREMELY RUDE TO SAY TO ANOTHER LIVING CREATURE!!! ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S BEING GRACIOUS ENOUGH TO LET YOU RIDE ON ITS BACK!!!!

[meanwhile his own dinosaur is trying to gnaw ryohei's leg off, but he's taking this as a sign of affection. HOW NICE THAT THEY'VE BONDED TO THIS EXTREME ALREADY]

[ Verde might for it, but a dinosaur like this would probably be a crappy weapon. Unless it just stepped on people or something. ]

Well, I dare say it will do precisely that, astronomical rocks notwithstanding.

[ okok, BRUSHES HER HAIR FROM HER FACE or something. ]

There must be something more suited to your size around here.

I-I don't actually want to fight them!!

[sadly it might come to that, this t-rex is kind of going crazy]

I don't want to do anything like that but just what about this is peaceful?!

[EWWWWW]

[WHOA OKAY THIS IS WEIRD. but fuck it, gamma will take any advantage he can get when it comes to killing byakuran. now if only this allosaurus was a stealth model...

he wrestles with the beast, finally just smacking it on the head with his pool cue 'til it behaves.]

Easy there, pal. Just let me line up this shot and well have us some fun.

[ESPLODY BILLIARD BALL HEADIN FOR UR FACE BYAKIPS]

I-Is it really that rude? H-Hey wait, I didn't actually want to ride it!

[s-staring]

B-Big brother, YOUR DINOSAUR--!

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[it doesn't have to be a weapon]

Rocks?

[blush blush blush]

Mm. I think they're all too big.

[watches the t-rex rush by with a screaming Tsuna clinging. Maybe they should help boss?]

The birds chirping in the sky, the absence of rain, the greenery? To name a few.

[ at least it's not a tank? Mukuro has had quite enough of that standard of "peace." ]

My, but they do appear insensible to talking their problems out, either with you or with one another.

[ why else would anyone waste their time making it!! ]

Quite large and warm rocks, as it happens.

[ silly girl. did you never study pre-history !!

... yes, isn't it amazing how mukuro is both here and there simultaneously. somehow. glances at the direction of the other dinosaur (which he isn't on or anything.) ]

It would be rude to disturb his fun.

[looking up at the sky]

...they don't look very calm to me.

[THEY ACTUALLY LOOK PRETTY AGITATED

and well, point]

Do you think they'll get tired soon?

[always hopeful!]

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