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[hi kids it's that time again
what time is that you ask? well that's a very good question. because i don't think we've done this before so it's actually not that time again at all. it's just that time, the first time. and that time is this.

DINOSAUR WARS

yeah that's right you heard me. WE'RE ALL IN DEATHMATCHES JUST LIKE USUAL BUT THIS TIME WE'RE RIDING DINOSAURS. BECAUSE WHY THE SHIT NOT. IT'S EXTREMELY AWESOME.]

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[For Byakuran, this really isn't anything new. He adjusts his headset, waits for the cue, and looks to the camera, bag of marshmallows in one hand. The camera light blinks on and he gives a charming smile and waves]

Good evening everyone, and welcome to the 3456754th annual Namimori dinosaur wars! Didn't know this charming little city has been around for that long? Neither did anyone else!

[A giggle. It's disgusting. Like everything else he does]

I'll be your host for this event~ I do hope we live up to the Dinosaur Wars tradition of needless violence and bloodshed - it wouldn't be any fun otherwise now, would it?

[perched on her triceratops, doing her best not to fall off]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE 3456754th ANNUAL NAMIMORI DINOSAUR WAR?! WE'VE NEVER HAD ONE OF THESE BEFORE.

[she's not okay with this]

[He nibbles on a marshmallow and watches with an expression of smug entertainment]

Is that so~? Oh dear, I might have to kill my fact checker, then!

N-Nothing you just said was factual at all!

[this is totally not fair. :( why are you the only one not on a dinosaur?

are these dinosaurs yours because she'd be forever grateful if you'd just put them away]

Tsunako-chan, if you don't pay attention you'll fall off and be trampled~! What a turn of events that would be - why, they might even have to shut down the press booth for a moment!

[He was sitting on a dinosaur but his fat ass crushed it so they gave him the sportscaster job.

The dinosaur was pressed into diamonds. Now he has ass-diamonds.]

P-Please don't say things like that!

[SHE HAS HERSELF CLINGING FIRMLY TO A HORN NOTHING SHORT OF A CROW BAR IS GOING TO PRY HER OFF]

--and why is that the worst part of someone getting trampled?!

[gross Byakuran no one wants your ass to have boatlights]

Well then we'd have to cut the broadcast while the staff cleans up. So many people would be disappointed!

W-Who out there is even watching this anyway?!

Why, everyone of course! Give a wave to your fans, Tsuna-chan!

W-What fans?! A-anyway, that's not the point, the point is I'm pretty sure someone getting squished is the most horrifying part, not the broadcast needing to be cut short!

Well that's all a matter of perspective now, isn't it? I wouldn't mind you getting smashed. ♥

...I don't think your opinion really matters.

[WHOA OKAY THIS IS WEIRD. but fuck it, gamma will take any advantage he can get when it comes to killing byakuran. now if only this allosaurus was a stealth model...

he wrestles with the beast, finally just smacking it on the head with his pool cue 'til it behaves.]

Easy there, pal. Just let me line up this shot and well have us some fun.

[ESPLODY BILLIARD BALL HEADIN FOR UR FACE BYAKIPS]

[A marshmallow rolls to the floor of the press booth.

He leans down to pick it up.

The billiard whizzes straight over his head and into the back wall.

When he sits back up, he pops the marshmallow into his mouth and smiles knowingly at Gamma - was that on purpose? Maybe.]

Five second rule~ ♥

Tch!

[byakuran you fat fuck DON'T UNDERESTIMATE ME. there's like 7 more balls coming at you ~~what is this your birthday or something HAH GET IT IT'S A JOKE ABOUT HOW MUCH LIKE DICK~~ in that...weird...electric ball tower thing that i do. you know the one. sasagawa can tell you all about.

NOW DIE or at least singe a little. for gamma's poor broken pride.]

[roasts marshmallows]

[

cries helplessly. by which i mean, gamma smacks his poor abused dinosaur with the pool cue again, causing it to match his roar of intense angry raging rage and charge headlong at the fatass. i mean. millefiore boss.

(i meant fatass.)]

BYAKURANNNNNNN!!!

[Swoops down, overjoyed to see a familiar blonde, but what's he doing with that pool cue....

Oh dear, that won't do at all.]

Gamma?

[Enjoy the pair of big innocent eyes blinking down at you from over the side of a giant flying thing.]

[GEH

gamma looks up mid-shot and waves...sheepishly...wait why is he sheepish there's nothing to be ashamed of here!! but uni somehow always manages to prick his conscience.]

Hey, Princess...are you sure that thing is safe for you to be riding?

Mm, I'm sure. We made good friends already, Keita-kun and I. [She pats the creature's long neck affectionately and smiling fondly. She's even named it already!]

Are you and your companion getting along?

You know, Byakuran-san, I don't think-- [Okay, nevermind. He gives up before he even starts. THERE WERE DINOSAURS, ALL HIS ARGUMENTS ARE INVALID.]

Just how did I get roped into this madness again?

You don't think what, Shou-chan? Go on, don't be shy!

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