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[hi kids it's that time again
what time is that you ask? well that's a very good question. because i don't think we've done this before so it's actually not that time again at all. it's just that time, the first time. and that time is this.

DINOSAUR WARS

yeah that's right you heard me. WE'RE ALL IN DEATHMATCHES JUST LIKE USUAL BUT THIS TIME WE'RE RIDING DINOSAURS. BECAUSE WHY THE SHIT NOT. IT'S EXTREMELY AWESOME.]

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[Pteradons are also supposed to have smaller wingspans - not more than 6 feet. This one doesn't seem to be getting any larger, even as it folds its wings and starts to dive...]

[AIIIIIIIIIYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

RUN RUN RUN FASTER]

[And swooooosh the pteradon picks up Tsuna's arm and flies him up into the sky. Think Aerodactyl with Ash, except Tsuna doesn't have a backpack on...]

[OH MY GOD HE IS UP SO HIGH

~~tsuna, you've flown higher.~~ S-screams]

R-REBORN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Oh, I noticed you were without transport. [Wow, Reborn is so considerate, Tsuna, he's just doing this for your own good! Out of the kindness of his heart!]

[Oh really. WHY IS THAT SO HARD TO BELIEVE]

W-Well, my dinosaur is kind of busy right now um--w-wait, where are we going? It's getting really freaky being this far off the ground.

We can find you another one. [And he can drop you onto it. From several hundred feet in the air. Such a legit plan, how could it possibly go wrong.]

I-I was actually pretty okay not having to ride anymore dinosaurs!

[NO. DON'T. REBORN THAT IS AN INSANE PLAN]

It's all about appearances, Tsuna. [Reborn says calmly, apropos of nothing]

What do you mean, appearances?

Well, think about it. How would it look, for a mafia boss not to have an appropriate steed when all his subordinates seem to be doing quite well on their own?

[You know. disregarding the fact that this is probably virtual, and possibly even partly Reborn's plot...

Circling, circling... wow everything's so far away. Hope you're not getting dizzy]

I keep telling you I'm not the boss!

[GRUMPING]

AND I DON'T THINK DINOSAURS MAKE VERY GOOD ANIMALS TO RIDE.

[Reborn's (and Tsuna's, remember) dinosaur screeched in denial and opened his claws just enough...]

[SCREAMS AS HE PLUMMETS TO THE GROUND]

[Reborn suppresses a sigh, and directs his sulking dinosaur to catch Tsuna, still quite a decent way from the ground - no less than a hundred feet or so. As they gain altitude again, he says, surprisingly mildly]

You know the air is thinner up here. Do stop screaming.

[tsuna groans, hanging his head]

[Aww thanks, fluffy student, you were making his ears hurt. After all, a baby's hearing is a lot more sensitive than an adult's...]

What do you think of that one?

[watching that one launch itself at a group of dinosaurs]

Um! I-I think I'll pass on that one.

You're still going to have to pick one, Tsuna. One suitable for the boss of the Vongola.

W-Why do I even need a dinosaur?

[Somehow, despite the fact that they are flying SEVERAL HUNDRED FEET IN THE AIR, Reborn manages to kick Tsuna in the head without plummeting to his doom] Don't ask such a stupid question, dame-Tsuna.

Owww!!!

[huffs! BUT SERIOUSLY WHY]

You need to properly uphold your image as a mafia boss. If your subordinates have dinosaurs...

And I'm telling you, I'm not the boss-! And they're my friends, not my subordinates.

Not having things your friends have is a social problem as well, Tsuna.

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