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[grylls_bears]

[hi kids it's that time again
what time is that you ask? well that's a very good question. because i don't think we've done this before so it's actually not that time again at all. it's just that time, the first time. and that time is this.


DINOSAUR WARS

yeah that's right you heard me. WE'RE ALL IN DEATHMATCHES JUST LIKE USUAL BUT THIS TIME WE'RE RIDING DINOSAURS. BECAUSE WHY THE SHIT NOT. IT'S EXTREMELY AWESOME.]

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[reluctant10th]

[WHAT NO HE WANTS OFF THIS DINOSAUR RIGHT NOW]

WHAT IS GOING ON HERE, WHY ARE THERE DINOSAURS AND WHY ARE THEY FIGHTING SOMEONE GET ME OOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFF---

[and oops there goes his dinosaur, charging towards the nearest thing]

/ doesn't even go here

[hookerthighs]

[ seated behind Tsuna, looking curiously unperturbed and dangling his legs off the side!! what a view, right? ]

One might almost term it a nostalgic occasion.

gross

[reluctant10th]

[oh god he forgot about you. now it's even more horrifying]

That wasn't exactly an occasion I wanted to experience again any time soon!

YOUR FACE :T

[hookerthighs]

[ whatever for. it's not like he's going to accidentally push you off or something -- ]

Is such an activity simply not sufficiently exciting for the Vongola Tenth?

[ what if the dinosaur cries. what then. ]

YOU MEAN YOURS? STOP LOOKING IN THE MIRROR

[reluctant10th]

[THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HE'S AFRAID OF. thank god they have reins because he's clinging on for dear life]

No, well, it's more like that it's a little too crazy and dangerous and--STOP STOP DON'T CHARGE AFTER THAT RAPTOR!!!

[dinosaurs cry?]

[hookerthighs]

[ mukuro wouldn't waste his time trying to push someone who can fly to their death, tsuna. give him a little more credit than that, god.

he'd just illusion your outfit stand-out enough for the dinosaur to notice and eat you or something, okok. ]

You've no appreciation for nature viewings? I see. What a dreary child.

[ if you hurt its feels with your rejection, yes. ]

[assassinmvp]

[WHICH HAPPENS TO BE YAMAMOTO'S DINOSAUR, WHICH JUST DECIDES TO CHARGE TSUNA'S IN A HUGE, DANGEROUS GAME OF CHICKEN]

Hi Tsuna! [Yamamoto waves cheerfully. How're you doing, man?]

SCREAAAAAAMS AND HEADBUTTS!!!!

[reluctant10th]

YAMAMOTO?! [WHY ARE YOU SO CALM ABOUT THIS OUR DINOSAURS ARE ABOUT TO CRASH

...and how did you get that tshirt onto your dinosaur, wait no, THESE ARE NOT QUESTIONS HE SHOULD BE ASKING]

MOVEMOVEMOVEMOVEMOVE BEFORE WE CRASH!!!

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

[assassinmvp]

[MIRACULOUSLY their dinosaurs are more agile than two bullet trains and don't crash. Instead one dinosaur starts to bite the other and things get pretty gory. Yamamoto has to hang onto the ridges of his dinosaur's neck to stay on it.]

Wow, would you look at that. That blood looks so real.

IT'S BEEN FOREVEEEEEEEEEERRRRR /tosses a pokeball

[reluctant10th]

[Tsuna finds himself slipping when his dinosaur does a sharp turn and begins to claw at Yamamoto's dinosaur. Eeep! Scrambling back to where he was and grabbing at the rope. Bad dinosaur, no treats for you!]

THAT'S BECAUSE IT IS REAL!!!

[e-ewwww]

Can we get off of them already?

/DARN IT WAS SO CLOSE

[assassinmvp]

Hahaha! Tsuna, c'mon. Dinosaurs've been dead for millions of years. These are probably just robots.

[But whatever, if Tsuna wants down then okay. Yamamoto just slides off of his to the ground, nevermind the giant snapping jaws closing just over his head. Hahaha!]

[stormflames]

[ charges up on the back of a triceratops, waving frantically ]

HOLD ON TENTH, I'LL SAVE YOU!

[ produces dynamite from nowhere and takes aim ]

[reluctant10th]

[ohnonononononono]

GOKUDERA-KUN, NOT THE DYNAMITE!!!!!!

[stormflames]

IT'S OKAY TENTH! I PROMISE IT'LL JUST KNOCK HIM OUT!!!!

[ lights up at least thirty rocket bombs and lets fire ]

[reluctant10th]

T-That's not the problem here!!!

[SCREAMS AS THE T-REX SUDDENLY TURNS AROUND AND CHARGES RIGHT BACK AT GOKUDERA. BOMBS WHAT ARE BOMBS I SMELL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEAT]

[stormflames]

AHHHH! TENTH TENTH TURN IT ROUND TENTH!!!!

[ stupidly doesn't move and fires more rocket bombs ]

[fuckinghorse]

Whoah--! Hey, Tsuna, great idea for a party!

[ HE'S JUST BARELY HANGING ONTO HIS RIDE ]

[reluctant10th]

THIS WASN'T MY IDEA!!!!

[HANGING BY A THREAD. LITERALLY]

[fuckinghorse]

Haha, don't be so modest! [ WHOOPS, catches him by the back of his hoodie and slaps him back onto his dinosaur. romario must be close by. ]

[reluctant10th]

[oh thanks dino ;; but he really does want to get off]

I-I'm not being modest! It really wasn't my idea! I wouldn't--dinosaurs attacking each other are too scary!

[fuckinghorse]

[ oh no tsuna, you gotta play. ]

Yeah, the special effects are pretty impressive. But hey, that's Vongola for you, right?

[ TRUE TO HIS NAME he's getting the hang of this. ]

NO ICONS NO REGRETS /LEAPS OFF CLIFF

[flyinsolo]

[aha. here's a likely culprit.]

Bucking Horse. I might have known this cacophony would have something to do with you.

[ooooh, looks like someone just got rudely awoken from a strategic planning nap.]

s c r e am s

[fuckinghorse]

[ wheels his dinosaur around!! ]

--Kyouya? [ a brilliant, sunny smile ] Yeah, it's pretty lively, isn't it?

YOUR SCREAMS WON'T SAVE YOU NOW

[flyinsolo]

[foolish horse idiot, what about this situation has you smiling? unless it's the rampant carnage. hibari is okay with that.

he regards Dino loftily from his dino-back perch wow Dino your name is unfortunate for this post really isn't it and idly grips his tonfas out of hammerspace.]

You know the punishment for awakening me. Don't think I'll hold back.

why not

[fuckinghorse]

Hey, it's not my fault you're such a light sleeper!

[ no stranger to hibari's unfortunate sleeping habits, dino is nonetheless unruffled, the coil of his whip still hanging placidly by his side. ]

Anyway, it's kinda hard to fight on dinosaurs, isn't it?