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[grylls_bears]

[hi kids it's that time again
what time is that you ask? well that's a very good question. because i don't think we've done this before so it's actually not that time again at all. it's just that time, the first time. and that time is this.


DINOSAUR WARS

yeah that's right you heard me. WE'RE ALL IN DEATHMATCHES JUST LIKE USUAL BUT THIS TIME WE'RE RIDING DINOSAURS. BECAUSE WHY THE SHIT NOT. IT'S EXTREMELY AWESOME.]

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[gravitysrainbow]

[just over here

with a velociraptor

and it has noclip on and is glitching through the floor

extremely legitimate]

[reluctant10th]

E-Enma?!

[oh thank god enma





wait what is with that velociraptor, that looks freaky]

[gravitysrainbow]

[it sort of spazzes out and sticks its tail and legs 90 degrees up in the air]

...

Hi.

[reluctant10th]

Y-Your dinosaur...

[how are you even managing to stay on that thing]

[gravitysrainbow]

I think it's stuck.

...

It was standing properly earlier, though. For a bit.

[well, sort of leaning against its back counts as being on it, right]

[reluctant10th]

Oh.

[headtilting. All of the awk]

Um. A-Are you okay down there at least?

[you know his dinosaur isn't the safest but maybe you should get somewhere higher so you don't get squished]

[gravitysrainbow]

[...looks around... gently pats noclipraptor...]

I'm okay. He'll probably get unstuck.

[reluctant10th]

[well, his seems to be content dozing here for now]

You think so?

[IDK MAN ALL OF THAT ODD TWITCHING IS REALLY CREEPY]

D-Does he need a nudge, maybe?

[gravitysrainbow]

...

Maybe.

[pushes it... ... pushes it... it seems to be worki-OH GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING]

[reluctant10th]

WHAT IS IT--[shrieks as suddenly, WHATEVER IS GOING ON INFECTS HIS DINOSAUR AND HE STARTS SPINNING AROUND TOO. tumbling off and into a tree where he's caught by his ankle]

WHAT IS WITH THESE DINOSAURS?! WHY ARE THEY SUDDENLY--ARE DINOSAURS SUPPOSE TO DO THAT? I DON'T THINK THEY'RE SUPPOSE TO DO THAT.

[gravitysrainbow]

I don't think they're supposed to do that.



Maybe I should push it again.

[reluctant10th]

[there's a sudden cracking noise and Tsuna gives another scream as he plunges down into the bushes as the tree branch gives out under his weight]

O-ow..but yeah, maybe they'll stop?

[watches those dinosaurs getting down]

[...1/2]

[gravitysrainbow]

[... takes a momentary break from dinosaur-watching to pat Tsuna when he lands]

Okay.

Let's see.

[lurks on over to that velociraptor. pushes it. it stops flailing around and just sort of stands there for a minute...]

[2/2]

[gravitysrainbow]

[this is not an improvement]

...




...












Well. It stopped spinning.

[shimoraptor]

[Struts on by and sniffs its butt]

[gravitysrainbow]

[... looks at you

looks at the raptor

looks at you









frowns]

[shimoraptor]

[Looks back.

Oh, well.

Hm.

If he had the right facial muscles. He might frown. Because this is odd in a strangely surreal sort of way. Yep.

But since he can't frown he'll just take another whiff ok]

[gravitysrainbow]

[well.

seems legit I suppose.

be careful you don't get infected with get-down-itis when my raptor glitches all over the place ok]

[sugaredover]

[No worries bro, he's all g--

Oh wait no.

No this is the opposite of what he wanted.

And yet his own gravity betrays him, his limbs move of their own volition. The world spirals as he somersaults at impossible speeds mid-air.

He is getting down. Furiously.]

[gravitysrainbow]

[oh my god the raptor version of me got down so furiously he turned into some kind of fat guy

PUSHES HIM OVER]

[shimoraptor]

[the coding rights itself as he tumbles to the floor, control over his motions and form once again restored.

it's really hard being that fat.

god damn.

As the raptor rights himself, he looks at his human counterpart and nods thankfully, yet somehow awkwardly.

Raptors can be awkward ok look at how he's twiddling his claws]

[gravitysrainbow]

[d'aww, raptor self. nosepat. please don't eat my hand.]

Um.

No problem.

[shimoraptor]

[Nose nudge.

Social link formed.

Thou art I and I am thou. From the jurassic park of your soul, I cometh.]

[gravitysrainbow]

[i am now able to create personae of the dinosaur arcana......]

that was the best glitch ever jsyk

[shimoraptor]