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[grylls_bears]

[hi kids it's that time again
what time is that you ask? well that's a very good question. because i don't think we've done this before so it's actually not that time again at all. it's just that time, the first time. and that time is this.


DINOSAUR WARS

yeah that's right you heard me. WE'RE ALL IN DEATHMATCHES JUST LIKE USUAL BUT THIS TIME WE'RE RIDING DINOSAURS. BECAUSE WHY THE SHIT NOT. IT'S EXTREMELY AWESOME.]

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SO I SAW THIS ON TUMBLR AND THOUGHT 'WHY AM I NOT THERE'

[assassinmvp]

Pretty neat, right? I wanted to get "Yamamoto" on the back with my baseball number but it wouldn't let me.

[Oh well, just a shirt will have to do.

Yamamoto's dinosaur seems more interested in gnawing on the leg of an already deceased participant than attacking Ryohei however. Yamamoto takes this opportunity to strike up a conversation.]

So what'd you name yours, Senpai?

NGL I WAS SORT OF HOPING THAT WOULD HAPPEN

[grylls_bears]

Oh, I see. That's a bit disappointing, but it still looks extremely cool!!

[ryohei nods sagely, regarding the carnage with benevolent incomprehension.]

Name?? Was there any other extreme choice for a bruiser like this?! OF COURSE IT'S MIKE TYSON!!!!

[assassinmvp]

Ohhh, those are big shoes to fill. That was the guy who bit off that other guy's ear during a match, right?

[clearly a dinosaur will have to work hard to live up to a legend like that]