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[shit what the hell is going on here what i am i doing in a place where minglers mingle

ANNOYING

but anyway on the important stuff. there's a strange shift in the universe caused by too many moeblobs going critical mass in the same area (CHROME DUKURO, FATASS WALKING DEAD MAN IN HOOKER BOOTS, I'M LOOKING AT YOU) and now everyone

yes, everyone

is definitely a baby animal of some kind. YEAH YOU ~~HERD~~ HEARD ME. everyone is now a kawaii as fuck little baby animal frolicking in this woodland glade and we're going to have some fucking woodland creature adventures. by which i mean hibari is going to eat you all.

I'M WARNING YOU JUST THIS ONCE]

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[

I SMELL HERBIVORES]

[

SWINGING FROM A TINY PLANT. DESPERATELY HANGING ON. AND TRYING NOT TO FALL ONTO THAT HEDGEHOG DOWN THERE

S C R E A M]

[

canon tbh]

[

HE IS NOT OKAY BEING THIS FAR OFF THE GROUND]

[

Oh poor little mouse.

Don't worry and fall down already.

He'll catch you with his beak.]

[s c r e a m s

noooo

noooo

HE DOESN'T WANT TO BE OWL FOOD]

[DYING IN HIS STOMACH IS BETTER THAN DYING BECAUSE YOU FALL FROM SUCH HEIGHT.

At least the pain go quicker.]

[NO IT'S A TERRIBLE FATE EITHER WAY]

[Then he'll just wait and watch.

BECAUSE YOU'LL FALL ONE WAY OR ANOTHER.]

[WHYYYY

okay lets try speaking to it, MAYBE IT'LL UNDERSTAND]

I-I'm not actually a mouse you know!!

[BECAUSE IT'S ENTERTAINING.

And by mother of nature's permission, the owlet does understand other other animals' language!]

Oya, then what are you, a snake?

[HUFFS]

No! I'M SUPPOSE TO BE A PER--

MUKURO IS THAT YOU?

[Damn, he's being found out.]

So slow, Sawada Tsunayoshi.

[sdklfjgdkls]

I-It's not like I expected for you to be an owl again.

It is not my choice.

[Not that he's complaining. He's glad to be a predator.]

Do you need my help?

I'll be fine.

[yelping as the tiny little branch he's clinging to desperately sways in the wind]

I-I think!

Oh?

[Look at him flying up and perches on a branch next to yours. He's so tempted to break that little branch by perching over there, but, naaah he can wait.]

All you need to do is ask.

[sdkjfsd OH NO HE'S SLIPPING]

A-Actually, a little help would be great.

Oya, I thought you're afraid of me?

[He's stalling. This is quite fun ♥]

Are you going to eat me? Because I'm telling you right now I'd be gross to eat.

[RUDE]

I'm not picky when it comes to general food.

[HE DOESN'T CARE.]

[he'd flail but that would mean letting go of the branch]

But you're not really an owl!

[oops slipping]

[Mukuro isn't going to respond to that. Just... hooting.

Come, come. Let him see your body breaks as you fall down~]

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