khrdressingroom | it's sad how quiet this place is. we should change that.

it's sad how quiet this place is. we should change that.

[ hello? hello, is anybody there? is this dressing room empty? is this okay, am I allowed in here? hello?

anyway, heeeey, dressing room. what's up?

this little douchnozzle is sitting up SOMEWHERE FAIRLY HIGH UP and throwing paper airplanes down from where he's perched. the process goes something like this; he grabs a sheet from the small stack of paper next to him, clumsily folds it into another paper fuckin' airplane, smiles a little bit, and then aims it downward to smack into the heads of whoever's below him at the time. if their reaction is prime entertainment value, he'll even laugh like a little brat.

why is he doing this, you ask?

because: he can't find his Dad, he's bored as fuck, and the heck why not? ]

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[ xanxus left the door open behind him BECAUSE HE WAS RAISED IN ~~BY A CRAZY DIRTY WHORE IN THE GUTTERS~~ A BARN. HE IS DOING THIS BECAUSE HE DOES WHAT HE WANTS!!!1!

do you run frantically inside y/n? ]

[RUNNING IN LIKE THE BATS OF HELL ARE CHASING HIM]

Aah--! You can't just walk into someone's house like that?

[ yes, I can. because I'm xanxus and you all exist to fulfill my needs and whims. now where is your phone and --

wait, fuck, who is this women. can I sneak past her without getting noticed because ugh women >:c ]

[NOPE. SORRY. SHE HAS SENSES NATURALLY TUNED TOWARDS THE PRESENCE OF CHILDREN]

Oh--hello there!

[looking up from where she was busy chopping up some carrots]

Are you one of Tsu-kun's friends or one of Reborn-kun's? They didn't tell me they were having guests over.

[HOW THE EXTREME HELL DID RYOHEI GET IN HERE? IT'S A MYSTERY. HE PROBABLY JUST APPARATED IN A FIT OF EXTREMENESS. THAT'S LEGIT KHR PHYSICS RIGHT THERE.

AT ANY RATE HE JUST LEAPT RIGHT THE FUCK DOWN ALL THE STAIRS BECAUSE, HELL YES, THAT'S SO EXTREME AND MANLY AND TOTALLY PART OF HIS TRAINING ROUTINE. WHAT UP TSUNA/MAMA/TINY WEIRD SWEARING KID???]

AH?! SAWADA, WHAT TOOK YOU SO EXTREMELY LONG?!?! HAVE YOU BEEN ADOPTING KIDS AGAIN, THAT'S SO LIKE YOU TO THE EXTREME, YOU'RE AN EXTREMELY GOOD GUY.

[AHAHAHA YES THIS IS JUST SO GENIAL AND WHATNOT ISN'T IT REALLY. BUT THERE ARE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS AFOOT THAN TSUNA'S WELL-INTENTIONED/UNINTENTIONAL KIDNAPPING.]

ANYWAY, I NEED YOU TO PUNCH ME IN THE MOUTH EXTREMELY HARD RIGHT NOW.

[just drunk and staring melancholically into his glass IT'S TOUGH BEING AN ANGSTY OLD MAN NOBODY UNDERSTANDS

nobody understands why he's here and from 10 years in the future but since when is that an issue for this series]

[ bitty angry scowl at being caught!! but, okay whatever, the women seems like a ~~good resource to find the phone~~ nice person, he can totally go along with this. lying through his teeth: ]

Yes, I—

[ SUDDENLY: RYOHEI!! WHAT THE FLYING FUCK IS THISAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH uh well now xanxus somehow managed to dive behind the nearest shelter he can reach in the shortest amount of time without screaming in shock, as in under the kitchen table at that sudden inconsiderate yelling.

blond person? he doesn't give a fuck about the drunk person. what blond person.

what is this. what. is. this. tsuna didn't tell him that his house was full of stupid LOUD crazy people ajkdadkhsfksjka sawada you are going down as soon as he gets out from under the table, god, he wants to blowtorch the yelling lunatic's face off, make him shhhhhut uuuup. ]

OH MY GOD WHERE ARE YOU PEOPLE COMING FROM?!

Gamma?!--DON'T DRINK LIKE THAT IN FRONT OF THE KIDS! BIG BROTHER?! WAIT WHY DO I NEED TO PUNCH YOU?! Wait, where did the kid go, he was just there!!

[why is this his house. why is this happening. THIS WAS THE WORST DAY]

[gosh, what an adorable little scowl! Cheerfully lifting up the table cloth, like Ryohei didn't just smash through into her kitchen or there's a old drunk geezer at the table now]

Oh? What on earth are you doing down here? You should go play in the living room.

[ADDRESSING THE INSANITY BRIGADE LIKE NOTHING IS WRONG. HER SON CERTAINLY ISN'T FLIPPING OUT IN HIS CORNER, NOPE]

So many guests! Will you all be staying for dinner then?

[ almost snaps something back, along the lines of 'don't treat me like a damn child!!!' >:||||||

but she gives off an certain aura of 'i'm a trustworthy kind insane adult that has a gift for dealing with small angry brats' so when he opens his mouth, it's almost civil in the dim of ryohei shouting at tsuna: ]

Avoiding these... people. [ so much. ~~confusion disdain in his voice.~~ ] Do you have a phone around here?

[look at her, she's practically glowing and sparkling. So many guests, so much to prepare for]

Oh, you'll want to call home, wont you? It's just down the hall way, to the left.

[As if Tsuna didn't already have enough problems right now as it is, here's the Xanxus we all know and ~~love~~fear stumbling in through the door that Tsuna carelessly left open, possibly drunk, but what else is new.

Xanxus is unfazed by the insanity as much as Nana is, but moreso because the Varia manor is full of lunatics and this is just like a Tuesday for him or something. The small child does catch his interest though because GOODNESS HE LOOKS AWFULLY FAMILIAR!!!]

The hell is this.

[ why did you condone us to living with a house of nut cases for the rest of our lives, older self, why. and excuse us, we're just to stare at you from under the relative safety of the kitchen table. AW GEEZ THAT DRUNK DUDE'S FACE IS WEIRDLY RECOGNIZABLE EVEN WITH SCARS!!! ]

Who the fuck are you.

[ if he stays under the table, there's no way anybody can shoot without giving warning or something, because geez, you people are all crazy here. he just wanted to find a stupid phone, god. B| ]

[Because they may be nutcases but they are HIS nutcases, of course!!!! Xanxus is just going to glare right back at this tiny reflection of himself. That table won't protect you from jack shit, small child!!]

I'm Xanxus.

[The look on his face suggests he DARES him to challenge that statement.]

[SHUT UP SAWADA YOU DON'T KNOW THE PAIN OF BEING A BURDENED ADULT

Gamma's just gonna toss the bottle of bourbon at to old!Xanxus because he's just pissed enough to be generous.]

You're all too fucking loud. Brats should be seen'n not heard. [THINKING ABOUT THIS FOR A MOMENT.] ...Not seen either. Oi, Nana, you got any more of those crackers left?

[ this little ankle-biter is just going to slam his foot down hard on the toes of Gamma's foot from under the table and silently and snidely mouth to himself; 'Shut up, you stupid buttface adult.' ]

[DROPPING A PLATE OF CRACKERS ON THE TABLE]

Don't eat too much otherwise you'll spoil your dinner.

[RYOHEI'S JUST GONNA IGNORE EVERYTHING ELSE AND RESPOND ONLY TO THE PARTS OF THIS MADNESS THAT RELATE TO HIM BECAUSE AS IF HE EVEN NOTICES THE REST OF THE CHAOS. THIS IS NORMAL FOR SAWADA'S HOUSE.]

WHY?? BECAUSE I WENT TO THE DENTIST AND HE SAID I NEED A FILLING, WHICH IS TOTALLY UN-EXTREME, SO I FIGURED I'D JUST GET SOMEONE TO KNOCK OUT THE TOOTH INSTEAD, AND FOR THAT I NEED A GUY WHO'S EXTREMELY STRONG. WHICH IS YOU!!!

[NODDING TO HIMSELF, arms crossed across his chest. Yep, for reliability in times like these, you can't beat no-good tsuna.]

Anyway who's the kid HEY LITTLE GUY ARE YOU EXTREMELY LOST OR SOMETHING DON'T WORRY SAWADA WILL TAKE GREAT CARE OF YOU HE'S AWESOME TO THE EXTREME

[ omg shut up you moron i don't speak ~~peasant~~ annoying weakling go away i am not speaking to you!!!! etc. engaging the mode of ignore ignore ignore.

and if the shouting person is talking about the person who looks like his hair is a small untrimmed brown bush: that kid? awesome??? please. ]

That's--I'M NOT PUNCHING YOU, BIG BROTHER! JUST GET YOUR TOOTH TAKEN CARE OF PROPERLY.

[NO STOP RYOHEI THIS IS BALLS. MORE BALLS THAN USUAL. in a slightly softer, calmer voice]

S-Sorry about all of this....

..Nn. Why are there so many noisy herbivores here.

[--said Hibari from his napping space underneath the table, right behind tiny confused Xanxus. He'd come here looking for the baby, hoping for a fight, and instead found an old man scowling at Sawada Tsunayoshi's kitchen table. He would've fought him, but instead found himself with a glass in his hand.

Hibari was something of a lightweight. Half a a glass of bourbon later had seen him passed out quite cozily. He didn't want to be awake yet, and if Sawada didn't take his herd elsewhere, he was going to murder them all.

Maybe he would anyway. It'd be better for everyone, after all.]

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it's sad how quiet this place is. we should change that.

thanks and um, which one of us is going to godmod nana for a bit??

I can play her if you like. I do have an account I've been meaning to use '^'

Ah, sure, that'd be great since I probably can't play bubbly nice people to save my life. :>

/o/ INCOMING

DOUBLEINCOMING HAHAHAHSDSAHA WELCOME TO THE MADNESS XANXUS!!!!!!!!!

did someone say a party because now it's a pity party ENJOY SAD DRUNK OLD GEEZERS

HOLY COW YOU GUYS klaljdhhhaGFALSFHKAKDJAKkhdja

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LMFASO I AM RESPONSIBLE FOR NOTHING '^' really...

what even this post just exploded.......

Re: what even this post just exploded.......

BECAUSE WHY NOT

!!!!!!!

BTW, twotinytens was my LJ bittyxan account, its leoncino now if you want to change the icon credit!

jesus why are there two xanxi WHERES THE OLD-ASS ONE GAMMA FEELS ALONE IN HIS ELD

i don't even know man AND SINCE WHEN DID ANYBODY CARE ABOUT GAMMA'S PAIN

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tbh everything about this dressing room is kiwi's fault don't let her say otherwise

i feel like i just joined a insane asylum for clowns without doing the background check first omg :)

WOW RUDE ERIKA. and yes, yes you did welcome to khr fandom

just remember, you're the one who said it's too quiet around here.