roses are red, violets are blue

[mukuro]

                                                       --sugar is sweet, and so are you.

So it goes, anyway. ♥ And things sure are looking sweet, with all that candy spread out on the table (candy hearts; be mine, you're cute, etc and so on). But be warned: taking candy from strangers has its consequences! But go ahead, you deserve a treat. ♥ Be sure to roll a number to see what side effect you get!

01. BE MINE: You are now madly in love with the first person you set eyes on. What better time to confess than today? Don't be shy, love is in the air. ♥

02. HOLD HANDS: Careful! Those sticky sweet fingers of yours will get you in trouble. Or maybe not. Whatever it is, you are now stuck holding hands with the next person you touch. Literally. The only way to free yourself is with a kiss!

03. LET'S KISS: Self explanatory! Be it a shy peck on the cheek, or a brush against the corner of the mouth, or even a long, lingering kiss-- you'll want it & you'll stop at nothing to get it!

04. SWEETHEART: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Is that a ticket, because you've got fine written all over you! Corny pick-up lines are the only platitudes falling from your mouth today.

05. FOREVER ALONE: Let's face it. You'll never fall in (requited) love, and what better day to lament it than on the most lovey-dovey day of the year? Spontaneous tears and rambling soliloquies to anyone and everyone about how you'll never find true love included.

Comments

[reluctant10th]

[kasjdsk HE KNOWS THAT except]

Um. I-I can't exactly help it, Gokudera-kun.

[isthebomb]

You can't? [Then he tries to let go... and he can't.] It won't come off!

[reluctant10th]

M-Maybe it'll work if we try to pull away at the same time?

[isthebomb]

Okay, Tenth! On the count of three. One... two... three! [He pulls away with all his might.]

[reluctant10th]

[PUUUUUUUUULLING]

I don't think this is working--!

[isthebomb]

If pulling doesn't work, I'll use dynamite.

[reluctant10th]

[SCREAMS]

NO! DON'T! YOU'LL BLOW US BOTH UP!

[isthebomb]

[Okay, he'll put them back.] Then... what should I do?

[reluctant10th]

[breathing a sigh of relief]

Um. Maybe there's someone around who knows a way to get us loose.

[isthebomb]

I guess it wouldn't hurt to ask, but who would know about it?

[reluctant10th]

[good question. Trying to think]

Shouichi-kun is pretty smart and so is Spanner...if they're around.

[no seriously, where did everyone go]

[isthebomb]

I don't want to talk to people from the Millefiore.

[reluctant10th]

[weeps inwardly]

B-But they aren't bad people! And technically, they're part of us now, so...

[isthebomb]

I know, but I still don't like them.

[Just let him be suspicious. He'll warm up to them eventually... maybe.]

[reluctant10th]

[w-well, okay then]

There's always Giannini but...

[YEAH LETS NOT]

[isthebomb]

How about Reborn? He's knowledgeable about a lot of things.

[And a not nearly as annoying as Giannini.]

[reluctant10th]

There's a chance he might be responsible for this though.

[AND HE'D NEVER HELP EVEN IF HE WASN'T]

[isthebomb]

[Lies! Reborn is the most admirable hitman ever! He would do no such thing!]

If not him, then... who else could we ask?

[reluctant10th]

[ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THE SAME PERSON HERE]

Um. T-That's a good question...

[isthebomb]

[OF COURSE WE ARE]

How about Dr. Shamal? He might have some idea what's wrong with us.

[reluctant10th]

[...right]

W-Will he actually help us though?

[isthebomb]

Maybe if we dressed in drag...

[The Tenth looks good in everything, but Gokudera isn't so sure he will. Besides, he's known Shamal for a long time.]

...but even if we do that he might recognize me.

[reluctant10th]

[ohhhh no. he is not dressing up in drag for Shamal]

M-Maybe it's just best if we wait it out then...he'd probably figure it out pretty quickly...

he just wants to see Tsuna in a skirt

[isthebomb]

But he might not recognize you, Tenth! If you're in drag and I tell him you're my girlfriend, then he'd probably be so shocked that he wouldn't notice anything!

[After all, Shamal is always trying to tell him how to win a girl... and Gokudera never listens. So if he finally did show up with a girl Shamal would be so excited that he wouldn't care what she looked like.]

He'd be more than happy to help us out! We'll get this problem solved in no time!

s-sobs ksdjf

[reluctant10th]

[wait. what. what. sdfjsd gokudera]

I-I don't think I'd make a very good girl-!

[n-not like he's any good at saying no in the first place]