roses are red, violets are blue

[mukuro]

                                                       --sugar is sweet, and so are you.

So it goes, anyway. ♥ And things sure are looking sweet, with all that candy spread out on the table (candy hearts; be mine, you're cute, etc and so on). But be warned: taking candy from strangers has its consequences! But go ahead, you deserve a treat. ♥ Be sure to roll a number to see what side effect you get!

01. BE MINE: You are now madly in love with the first person you set eyes on. What better time to confess than today? Don't be shy, love is in the air. ♥

02. HOLD HANDS: Careful! Those sticky sweet fingers of yours will get you in trouble. Or maybe not. Whatever it is, you are now stuck holding hands with the next person you touch. Literally. The only way to free yourself is with a kiss!

03. LET'S KISS: Self explanatory! Be it a shy peck on the cheek, or a brush against the corner of the mouth, or even a long, lingering kiss-- you'll want it & you'll stop at nothing to get it!

04. SWEETHEART: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Is that a ticket, because you've got fine written all over you! Corny pick-up lines are the only platitudes falling from your mouth today.

05. FOREVER ALONE: Let's face it. You'll never fall in (requited) love, and what better day to lament it than on the most lovey-dovey day of the year? Spontaneous tears and rambling soliloquies to anyone and everyone about how you'll never find true love included.

Comments

[isthebomb]

[Lies! Reborn is the most admirable hitman ever! He would do no such thing!]

If not him, then... who else could we ask?

[reluctant10th]

[ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THE SAME PERSON HERE]

Um. T-That's a good question...

[isthebomb]

[OF COURSE WE ARE]

How about Dr. Shamal? He might have some idea what's wrong with us.

[reluctant10th]

[...right]

W-Will he actually help us though?

[isthebomb]

Maybe if we dressed in drag...

[The Tenth looks good in everything, but Gokudera isn't so sure he will. Besides, he's known Shamal for a long time.]

...but even if we do that he might recognize me.

[reluctant10th]

[ohhhh no. he is not dressing up in drag for Shamal]

M-Maybe it's just best if we wait it out then...he'd probably figure it out pretty quickly...

he just wants to see Tsuna in a skirt

[isthebomb]

But he might not recognize you, Tenth! If you're in drag and I tell him you're my girlfriend, then he'd probably be so shocked that he wouldn't notice anything!

[After all, Shamal is always trying to tell him how to win a girl... and Gokudera never listens. So if he finally did show up with a girl Shamal would be so excited that he wouldn't care what she looked like.]

He'd be more than happy to help us out! We'll get this problem solved in no time!

s-sobs ksdjf

[reluctant10th]

[wait. what. what. sdfjsd gokudera]

I-I don't think I'd make a very good girl-!

[n-not like he's any good at saying no in the first place]

<3

[isthebomb]

[Gokudera is sure that Tsuna would make a great girl. All they need is a pretty dress, and maybe a wig. He'd look really cute. Way better than any of Naito Longchamp's girlfriends, anyway.

On the other hand, Gokudera won't force Tsuna to do it if he really doesn't want to.]

But Tenth, if we don't ask Shamal for help then who can we ask? I can't think of anyone else.

[reluctant10th]

[groaning. He'd look awful, he was sure of it]

Well, okay. Lets just make sure he's around first.

[desperate times call for desperate measures but he doesn't want to dress up for no reason]

[isthebomb]

Don't worry Tenth, I'm sure he's still here.

[Gokudera knows that it's embarrassing for them to be seen like this, but he's sure his plan will work. Everything will be fine! He gives Tsuna's hand a comforting squeeze.]

Come on, let's go.

[reluctant10th]

[flustered, he squeezes back]

Okay.

[time to find a perverted doctor]

do you want Shamal to be there?

[isthebomb]

[Gokudera starts to whistle as they walk. It's a nice day and he doesn't mind holding hands with the Tenth. Most people don't seem to notice... but if anyone says anything he'll glare at them. That should shut them up. If it doesn't he still has dynamite.]

if you want, sure XD

[reluctant10th]

[Feeling kind of awkward as he walks down the street hand in hand with Gokudera. A little too aware of the people who are staring but he does his best to ignore them]

[isthebomb]

[Gokudera ends up glaring at a lot of them, but he doesn't use the dynamite. Once they get closer to the Nurse's office he slows down and walks quietly. It won't be good if Shamal catches them like this, then they'll have no change of fooling him later. Gokudera opens the door silently and peeks in. Then he turns back to Tsuna and whispers.]

He's there, Tenth. What do you want to do now?

[reluctant10th]

[whispers back nervously]

W-Well, I-I guess we could try but there's still a chance he'll figure it out pretty quickly and then he'd never help out.

[isthebomb]

But if we don't do anything, we'll be stuck like this. We might as well give it a try.

[reluctant10th]

[he resists the urge to slam his head against the wall]

F-Fine. We'll try it.

[isthebomb]

[Gokudera closes the door and starts walking down the hall.]

We could get them at the store... or if you don't have any money we could ask Haru. She dresses up in strange outfits all the time so it probably wouldn't bother her at all.

[reluctant10th]

[definite awkward at the store with a bunch of strangers or definite awkward with Haru...lets go with the latter]

...m-maybe Haru has something. W-We can pretend it's for a project or something,

[isthebomb]

Okay, Tenth. I'm sure she'll understand.

[Or not. Maybe Gokudera actually wants her to see them like this. Then she'll get to see exactly who is closest to the Tenth! Anyway, he knows where she lives so he starts walking.]

[reluctant10th]

[You and your ulterior motives, Gokudera. And Tsuna has no choice but to follow, hoping that Haru would be completely okay with this. If worse came to worse, they could always raid the old clothes his mother had thrown out even if they would still have issues with finding a wig]

You really think she wont mind?

[isthebomb]

Of course not! I'm sure she'll be happy to help!

[It'll give her a chance to show off her costume making skills, so if they can get her to focus on that everything should be fine, right? Gokudera will just march right up to her house and knock on the door.]

[reluctant10th]

Well, here goes.

[waaaaaiting for the door to open. Hopefully her parents wouldn't be the ones to answer the door because that would be kind of awkward]

[isthebomb]

[Luck is on their side, because Haru answers the door. She seems a bit surprised and lets out a soft "Hahi" when she notices that they're holding hands. The Tenth seems embarrassed, so Gokudera talks first.]

Haru, we need to borrow some clothes. [He was going to leave it at that, but it sounds weird. he decides to make up an excuse.] It's for cosplay! Right Tenth?