roses are red, violets are blue

[mukuro]

                                                       --sugar is sweet, and so are you.

So it goes, anyway. ♥ And things sure are looking sweet, with all that candy spread out on the table (candy hearts; be mine, you're cute, etc and so on). But be warned: taking candy from strangers has its consequences! But go ahead, you deserve a treat. ♥ Be sure to roll a number to see what side effect you get!

01. BE MINE: You are now madly in love with the first person you set eyes on. What better time to confess than today? Don't be shy, love is in the air. ♥

02. HOLD HANDS: Careful! Those sticky sweet fingers of yours will get you in trouble. Or maybe not. Whatever it is, you are now stuck holding hands with the next person you touch. Literally. The only way to free yourself is with a kiss!

03. LET'S KISS: Self explanatory! Be it a shy peck on the cheek, or a brush against the corner of the mouth, or even a long, lingering kiss-- you'll want it & you'll stop at nothing to get it!

04. SWEETHEART: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Is that a ticket, because you've got fine written all over you! Corny pick-up lines are the only platitudes falling from your mouth today.

05. FOREVER ALONE: Let's face it. You'll never fall in (requited) love, and what better day to lament it than on the most lovey-dovey day of the year? Spontaneous tears and rambling soliloquies to anyone and everyone about how you'll never find true love included.

Comments

[disciplining]

Obviously.

[stares. Bucking Horse you look unwell.]

[fuckinghorse]

I mean-- uh- [ dokidoki oh my god oh my god oh my god it's kyouya the LOVE OF HIS LIFE how did he not see it before?? ] -you look great today!

[ SMOOTH, CAVALLONE. ]

[disciplining]

[poking his shoulder suspiciously with a tonfa.]

Your last fall addled your wits.

[fuckinghorse]

[ alskjlsdjsdg ]

My last fall? You mean when I [ WAIT FOR IT WAIT FOR IT COME ON CAVALLONE YOU CAN DO THIS SPILL YOUR GUTS ] fell for you?

1/2

[disciplining]

[...

...

...what.]

[disciplining]

No.

[tonfa to the head

can he please knock your brains(?) back into alignment.]

[fuckinghorse]

[ BLOCKS IT-- HE'S STILL PRETTY HANDY, MAGIC CANDY'D OR NOT. ]

What-- I knew you'd say that, but come on! [ backing away...!! ] Give it a shot. I'm not a bad guy, promise!

[disciplining]

[ugh. Just his luck.]

I'm going to knock you out now, since you seem incapable of stopping your own babbling. [just an fyi as he swings again.]

[fuckinghorse]

But Kyouya!! Think of how beautiful our children would beurgkkkkk.

[ KO'D!! ]

[disciplining]

[poking Dino's prone body with his foot suspiciously.]