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[hi kids it's that time again
what time is that you ask? well that's a very good question. because i don't think we've done this before so it's actually not that time again at all. it's just that time, the first time. and that time is this.

DINOSAUR WARS

yeah that's right you heard me. WE'RE ALL IN DEATHMATCHES JUST LIKE USUAL BUT THIS TIME WE'RE RIDING DINOSAURS. BECAUSE WHY THE SHIT NOT. IT'S EXTREMELY AWESOME.]

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Whoah--! Hey, Tsuna, great idea for a party!

[ HE'S JUST BARELY HANGING ONTO HIS RIDE ]

THIS WASN'T MY IDEA!!!!

[HANGING BY A THREAD. LITERALLY]

Haha, don't be so modest! [ WHOOPS, catches him by the back of his hoodie and slaps him back onto his dinosaur. romario must be close by. ]

[oh thanks dino ;; but he really does want to get off]

I-I'm not being modest! It really wasn't my idea! I wouldn't--dinosaurs attacking each other are too scary!

[ oh no tsuna, you gotta play. ]

Yeah, the special effects are pretty impressive. But hey, that's Vongola for you, right?

[ TRUE TO HIS NAME he's getting the hang of this. ]

[no this isn't playing this is horrifying even if Dino looks really cool on his dinosaur right now]

I-I don't think these are special effects--

[his sentences cuts off into a loud shriek as his dinosaur lunges and gobbles up some poor baby one.]

[ he could teach you how to be this cool.

~~but he'd have to charge.~~

w a t c h e s ]

. . . huh. Really, Reborn, that guy. [ SPECIAL EFFECTS OR NOT that is totally not age appropriate. ] Don't look, Tsuna!

[~~because his whips bring all the boys to the yard?~~ it's okay Dino, Tsuna's never going to become cool. He's resigned himself to this a long time ago.

Looking a little freaked out as he slaps his hands over his eyes (DOESN'T STOP THE SOUNDS THOUGH)]

T-Too late--!

[what is his life]

[ SORT OF TRYING TO NUDGE HIS DINOSAUR TO STOP TSUNA'S, but that just ends with his biting tsuna's, and then they're at it, complete with roars etcetc. ]

LKJKLJSDlkjg

[OH NO now his is clawing at Dino's and Tsuna really can't hold on while he's like this--

BRB FALLING. MAYBE HE'LL SURVIVE THIS. OR MAYBE NOT. SCREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMS]

[ oh god little bro, don't get trampled, DON'T WORRY, DINO IS COMING TO THE RESCUE. ]

Duck! [ the resounding crack of his whip slices through the air, and dino is trying to indiana jones one of the dinosaurs. ]

[CRASHING THROUGH A COUPLE OF TREES. O-Ow what is his life

and the dinosaur roars, trying to pull away from the whip at has wrapped around its mouth. The other dinosaur uses this chance to bite him. BITCH YOU GOING DOWN]

[ jeez reborn sure puts his students through some intensive training!!

DINO QUICKLY MAKES HIS GETAWAY WHILE THE TWO DINOSAURS GRAPPLE, chasing after tsuna. ]

[ROAR. SMASH. CRASH. BANG. it's a miracle no one has been squished yet.

Eventually a stray branch snags the hood of Tsuna's jacket, jerking him to a stop]

Oowwww...

[ dino is exuberant and flushed and pretty much out of breath, but he looks like he's sort of enjoying this still! ]

Careful. [ LOOKING AROUND. ] Where are we, anyway?

[UUUH]

--I have no idea.

[but OWOWOWOWOW everything hurts and he could really use some help getting down]

[aha. here's a likely culprit.]

Bucking Horse. I might have known this cacophony would have something to do with you.

[ooooh, looks like someone just got rudely awoken from a strategic planning nap.]

[ wheels his dinosaur around!! ]

--Kyouya? [ a brilliant, sunny smile ] Yeah, it's pretty lively, isn't it?

[foolish horse idiot, what about this situation has you smiling? unless it's the rampant carnage. hibari is okay with that.

he regards Dino loftily from his dino-back perch ~~wow Dino your name is unfortunate for this post really isn't it~~ and idly grips his tonfas out of hammerspace.]

You know the punishment for awakening me. Don't think I'll hold back.

Hey, it's not my fault you're such a light sleeper!

[ no stranger to hibari's unfortunate sleeping habits, dino is nonetheless unruffled, the coil of his whip still hanging placidly by his side. ]

Anyway, it's kinda hard to fight on dinosaurs, isn't it?

I see no reason why that should hamper us.

[if anything, it'll make it more fun. but if the dinosaurs try and take his prey Hibari will just have to take them out, too.

he stands up on his mount's back easily, ready to stop the chitchat and punish you properly, Roll already nestled on his shoulder.]

Stop wasting time, Bucking Horse. You'll die too soon that way.

[ fine!! if mister hibari i can't stop fighting for two seconds kyouya wants to go, dino's game enough. romario's close by, there are dinosaurs everywhere, this is pretty much a good training place, right? ]

Yeah? [ his posture straightens, and the handle of his whip is familiar beneath his fingers. ] Okay-- let's see what you've learned.

[FINALLY what took you so long. honestly, Hibari has no idea what possesses you to act like such a herbivore all the time. maybe it's something to do with that awful haircut?]

Stop acting like a teacher. It's disgusting.

[but he's smiling faintly, cruelly, as he launches off the dinosaur like a midget rocket, bouncing off the head of Dino's mount and ignoring its angry snaps. Roll hangs on for dear life as Hibari slams into place before his ~~mentor~~ prey and immediately turns up a full-blast uppercut.]

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NO ICONS NO REGRETS /LEAPS OFF CLIFF

s c r e am s

YOUR SCREAMS WON'T SAVE YOU NOW

why not

because if you're alive enough to scream, then you're obviously alive enough to fight me.

THAT MAKES NO SENSE

it makes perfect sense. your stupidity is what defies credulity here.