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[grylls_bears]

[hi kids it's that time again
what time is that you ask? well that's a very good question. because i don't think we've done this before so it's actually not that time again at all. it's just that time, the first time. and that time is this.


DINOSAUR WARS

yeah that's right you heard me. WE'RE ALL IN DEATHMATCHES JUST LIKE USUAL BUT THIS TIME WE'RE RIDING DINOSAURS. BECAUSE WHY THE SHIT NOT. IT'S EXTREMELY AWESOME.]

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[grylls_bears]

[HOLY EXTREME SHIT THIS IS ACTUALLY THE BEST THING TO HAPPEN TO RYOHEI SINCE THAT TIME HE DID SOMETHING ELSE EXTREME

HE CAN'T REMEMBER THAT TIME RIGHT NOW BUT THAT'S ALL OKAY TO THE EXTREME BECAUSE HE HAS A COMPLICATED SEQUENCE OF PICTOGRAMS TO REMIND HIMSELF AND HE'LL LOOK AT THOSE LATER

BUT RIGHT NOW

DINOSAUR BATTLING.]

NOW THIS IS EXTREMELY MORE LIKE IT.

[reluctant10th]

HOW CAN YOU BE HAPPY ABOUT THIS?!

[screaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaams as his goes charging off into a cliff]

[assassinmvp]

[RIDES BY RYOHEI ON A DINOSAUR WHICH IS WEARING A VERY LARGE BASEBALL TEE]

Hahahaha! Hi Senpai!

[Yamamoto waves. This is the best thing ever! Wonder where they got all those animatronic dinosaurs though?]

[reluctant10th]

[WHAT NO HE WANTS OFF THIS DINOSAUR RIGHT NOW]

WHAT IS GOING ON HERE, WHY ARE THERE DINOSAURS AND WHY ARE THEY FIGHTING SOMEONE GET ME OOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFF---

[and oops there goes his dinosaur, charging towards the nearest thing]

/ doesn't even go here

[hookerthighs]

[ seated behind Tsuna, looking curiously unperturbed and dangling his legs off the side!! what a view, right? ]

One might almost term it a nostalgic occasion.

[assassinmvp]

[WHICH HAPPENS TO BE YAMAMOTO'S DINOSAUR, WHICH JUST DECIDES TO CHARGE TSUNA'S IN A HUGE, DANGEROUS GAME OF CHICKEN]

Hi Tsuna! [Yamamoto waves cheerfully. How're you doing, man?]

[stormflames]

[ charges up on the back of a triceratops, waving frantically ]

HOLD ON TENTH, I'LL SAVE YOU!

[ produces dynamite from nowhere and takes aim ]

[fuckinghorse]

Whoah--! Hey, Tsuna, great idea for a party!

[ HE'S JUST BARELY HANGING ONTO HIS RIDE ]

[shimoraptor]

[Once in the darkest annals of prehistory, the raptors and the humans were not as one - not in the having sex way but in the eating/throwing shit at each other way, let us be clear before anyone gets any sick ideas from this narrative.

As I was saying once they were not united - Enma-raptor remembers those days well, remembers how he prowled the jungles consumed by his thirst for blood, by his anger, by his desire to consume all that was human. There are nights when he awakens from his dinosauric slumber remembering those hunts as half fantasy, half nightmare.

They were dark times indeed - they're only whispered of now, now that the species have mended their ways and looked towards the future, hand in talon. He is here now to serve as a steed, as a noble mount that one might....

mount.

Again, not in that way.

ALIGHT, brave human, and fight beside your reptilian partner! Enma-Raptor awaits!]

[placeholdher]

Hey! This seems kinda familiar!

[except now colonello's a lot fatter as he sits comfortable astride the raptor-boy and surveys the carnage. where's skull or reborn or someone when he's got a dinosaur between his knees finally.]

Oi, lizardbreath, you got any special skills other than being big, scaly and ugly?!

[organless]

[you know she's not sure she was suppose to be on this argyrosaurus]

[hookerthighs]

[ i had to actually look this up. ]

It's rather tastless, isn't it?

[ex_pyon558]

Oi!!

[ He's holding up something tiny and clearly angry that's snapping viciously at his hands. It's a baby Compsognathus. A very unhappy one that doesn't approve of that way Ken is shaking it around. ]

How did you get that big thing, pyon!!

[sugaredover]

[For Byakuran, this really isn't anything new. He adjusts his headset, waits for the cue, and looks to the camera, bag of marshmallows in one hand. The camera light blinks on and he gives a charming smile and waves]

Good evening everyone, and welcome to the 3456754th annual Namimori dinosaur wars! Didn't know this charming little city has been around for that long? Neither did anyone else!

[A giggle. It's disgusting. Like everything else he does]

I'll be your host for this event~ I do hope we live up to the Dinosaur Wars tradition of needless violence and bloodshed - it wouldn't be any fun otherwise now, would it?

[tsunako]

[perched on her triceratops, doing her best not to fall off]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE 3456754th ANNUAL NAMIMORI DINOSAUR WAR?! WE'VE NEVER HAD ONE OF THESE BEFORE.


[she's not okay with this]

[snookered]

[WHOA OKAY THIS IS WEIRD. but fuck it, gamma will take any advantage he can get when it comes to killing byakuran. now if only this allosaurus was a stealth model...

he wrestles with the beast, finally just smacking it on the head with his pool cue 'til it behaves.]

Easy there, pal. Just let me line up this shot and well have us some fun.

[ESPLODY BILLIARD BALL HEADIN FOR UR FACE BYAKIPS]

[sole_choice]

You know, Byakuran-san, I don't think-- [Okay, nevermind. He gives up before he even starts. THERE WERE DINOSAURS, ALL HIS ARGUMENTS ARE INVALID.]

Just how did I get roped into this madness again?

[gesso]

[Gosh, gosh this is just like being at home and walking through the testing labs. Other him has this on lock, however. Which gives this old man Byakuran a chance to chill with his dinosaur and feed it some tasty treats.

In a huge paddling pool. Don't ask questions.

Why yes, that sure is marshmallows designed to look like raw steak. The magic of technology these days. He and his Basilosaurus are bros, and bros share marshmallows. ]

[reluctant10th]

[




. . .


okay he didn't see this.]

[gravitysrainbow]

[just over here

with a velociraptor

and it has noclip on and is glitching through the floor

extremely legitimate]

[reluctant10th]

E-Enma?!

[oh thank god enma





wait what is with that velociraptor, that looks freaky]

[ombrasolare]

[Reborn's dinosaur is flying. Let's just leave it at that.]

[reluctant10th]

[well, at least it's not being infected with Get-Down-with-itsis


brb running far, far away from his dinosaur]

[redshifts]

[Dangles upside-down haplessly from the saddle of his pterodactyl as the thing takes swoops at other people of its own volition.

Life.

What is.]

[skyflower]

Ah, Enma-san wasn't it? Are you all right...? [There is a little bit of concern there from the girl as she peers up at the boy, flying up from under Enma and his dino on something way way too big for such a tiny girl.]

[skyflower]

[And what on earth is that sweeping down from the skies? Quetzalcoatlus, that's what with one little Arcobaleno boss perched sidesaddle at the base of a way too long neck.

Everyone else go home, Uni's got this. But then again, she's actually just having fun flying around and watching everyone enjoy themselves!

How often did you get to ride a dinosaur after all? ♥ So have some wavies and cheers as you guys all train, okay? (You are all only training... right?)]

[ombrasolare]

[Reborn pulls up alongside Uni, his pteranodon surprisingly docile, considering the carnage below. If the expression on his face is a trifle less guarded than might be usual, she wouldn't see anything different in it]

Uni.

[stillwaters]

[why is this happening? where are the dinosaurs from?

who cares, really. he's patting his happily on the neck. clearly they're already bonding.]

You kinda look like a Kazunori, maybe. Just one of those faces, haha!

[who would ride into battle on an unnamed dinosaur, really.]

[reluctant10th]

[what is this sense of deja vu]

Y-You're NAMING IT?!

THIS IS A MISTAKE

[yipinzu]

[Why is her dinosaur so much smaller than everyone else's?!]

Re: THIS IS A MISTAKE

[organless]

Ah.

[on her ridiculously big moe dinosaur.]

Ipin-chan.