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[hi kids it's that time again
what time is that you ask? well that's a very good question. because i don't think we've done this before so it's actually not that time again at all. it's just that time, the first time. and that time is this.

DINOSAUR WARS

yeah that's right you heard me. WE'RE ALL IN DEATHMATCHES JUST LIKE USUAL BUT THIS TIME WE'RE RIDING DINOSAURS. BECAUSE WHY THE SHIT NOT. IT'S EXTREMELY AWESOME.]

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[HOLY EXTREME SHIT THIS IS ACTUALLY THE BEST THING TO HAPPEN TO RYOHEI SINCE THAT TIME HE DID SOMETHING ELSE EXTREME

HE CAN'T REMEMBER THAT TIME RIGHT NOW BUT THAT'S ALL OKAY TO THE EXTREME BECAUSE HE HAS A COMPLICATED SEQUENCE OF PICTOGRAMS TO REMIND HIMSELF AND HE'LL LOOK AT THOSE LATER

BUT RIGHT NOW

DINOSAUR BATTLING.]

NOW THIS IS EXTREMELY MORE LIKE IT.

[WHAT NO HE WANTS OFF THIS DINOSAUR RIGHT NOW]

WHAT IS GOING ON HERE, WHY ARE THERE DINOSAURS AND WHY ARE THEY FIGHTING SOMEONE GET ME OOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFF---

[and oops there goes his dinosaur, charging towards the nearest thing]

[Once in the darkest annals of prehistory, the raptors and the humans were not as one - not in the having sex way but in the eating/throwing shit at each other way, let us be clear before anyone gets any sick ideas from this narrative.

As I was saying once they were not united - Enma-raptor remembers those days well, remembers how he prowled the jungles consumed by his thirst for blood, by his anger, by his desire to consume all that was human. There are nights when he awakens from his dinosauric slumber remembering those hunts as half fantasy, half nightmare.

They were dark times indeed - they're only whispered of now, now that the species have mended their ways and looked towards the future, hand in talon. He is here now to serve as a steed, as a noble mount that one might....

mount.

Again, not in that way.

ALIGHT, brave human, and fight beside your reptilian partner! Enma-Raptor awaits!]

[you know she's not sure she was suppose to be on this argyrosaurus]

[For Byakuran, this really isn't anything new. He adjusts his headset, waits for the cue, and looks to the camera, bag of marshmallows in one hand. The camera light blinks on and he gives a charming smile and waves]

Good evening everyone, and welcome to the 3456754th annual Namimori dinosaur wars! Didn't know this charming little city has been around for that long? Neither did anyone else!

[A giggle. It's disgusting. Like everything else he does]

I'll be your host for this event~ I do hope we live up to the Dinosaur Wars tradition of needless violence and bloodshed - it wouldn't be any fun otherwise now, would it?

[Gosh, gosh this is just like being at home and walking through the testing labs. Other him has this on lock, however. Which gives this ~~old man~~ Byakuran a chance to chill with his dinosaur and feed it some tasty treats.

In a huge paddling pool. Don't ask questions.

Why yes, that sure is marshmallows designed to look like raw steak. The magic of technology these days. He and his Basilosaurus are bros, and bros share marshmallows. ]

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[just over here

with a velociraptor

and it has noclip on and is glitching through the floor

extremely legitimate]

[Reborn's dinosaur is flying. Let's just leave it at that.]

[Dangles upside-down haplessly from the saddle of his pterodactyl as the thing takes swoops at other people of its own volition.

Life.

What is.]

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[And what on earth is that sweeping down from the skies? Quetzalcoatlus, that's what with one little Arcobaleno boss perched sidesaddle at the base of a way too long neck.

Everyone else go home, Uni's got this. But then again, she's actually just having fun flying around and watching everyone enjoy themselves!

How often did you get to ride a dinosaur after all? ♥ So have some wavies and cheers as you guys all train, okay? (You are all only training... right?)]

[why is this happening? where are the dinosaurs from?

who cares, really. he's patting his happily on the neck. clearly they're already bonding.]

You kinda look like a Kazunori, maybe. Just one of those faces, haha!

[who would ride into battle on an unnamed dinosaur, really.]

[Why is her dinosaur so much smaller than everyone else's?!]

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