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[grylls_bears]

[hi kids it's that time again
what time is that you ask? well that's a very good question. because i don't think we've done this before so it's actually not that time again at all. it's just that time, the first time. and that time is this.


DINOSAUR WARS

yeah that's right you heard me. WE'RE ALL IN DEATHMATCHES JUST LIKE USUAL BUT THIS TIME WE'RE RIDING DINOSAURS. BECAUSE WHY THE SHIT NOT. IT'S EXTREMELY AWESOME.]

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[fuckinghorse]

[ wheels his dinosaur around!! ]

--Kyouya? [ a brilliant, sunny smile ] Yeah, it's pretty lively, isn't it?

YOUR SCREAMS WON'T SAVE YOU NOW

[flyinsolo]

[foolish horse idiot, what about this situation has you smiling? unless it's the rampant carnage. hibari is okay with that.

he regards Dino loftily from his dino-back perch wow Dino your name is unfortunate for this post really isn't it and idly grips his tonfas out of hammerspace.]

You know the punishment for awakening me. Don't think I'll hold back.

why not

[fuckinghorse]

Hey, it's not my fault you're such a light sleeper!

[ no stranger to hibari's unfortunate sleeping habits, dino is nonetheless unruffled, the coil of his whip still hanging placidly by his side. ]

Anyway, it's kinda hard to fight on dinosaurs, isn't it?

because if you're alive enough to scream, then you're obviously alive enough to fight me.

[flyinsolo]

I see no reason why that should hamper us.

[if anything, it'll make it more fun. but if the dinosaurs try and take his prey Hibari will just have to take them out, too.

he stands up on his mount's back easily, ready to stop the chitchat and punish you properly, Roll already nestled on his shoulder.]

Stop wasting time, Bucking Horse. You'll die too soon that way.

THAT MAKES NO SENSE

[fuckinghorse]

[ fine!! if mister hibari i can't stop fighting for two seconds kyouya wants to go, dino's game enough. romario's close by, there are dinosaurs everywhere, this is pretty much a good training place, right? ]

Yeah? [ his posture straightens, and the handle of his whip is familiar beneath his fingers. ] Okay-- let's see what you've learned.

it makes perfect sense. your stupidity is what defies credulity here.

[flyinsolo]

[FINALLY what took you so long. honestly, Hibari has no idea what possesses you to act like such a herbivore all the time. maybe it's something to do with that awful haircut?]

Stop acting like a teacher. It's disgusting.

[but he's smiling faintly, cruelly, as he launches off the dinosaur like a midget rocket, bouncing off the head of Dino's mount and ignoring its angry snaps. Roll hangs on for dear life as Hibari slams into place before his mentor prey and immediately turns up a full-blast uppercut.]