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[hi kids it's that time again
what time is that you ask? well that's a very good question. because i don't think we've done this before so it's actually not that time again at all. it's just that time, the first time. and that time is this.

DINOSAUR WARS

yeah that's right you heard me. WE'RE ALL IN DEATHMATCHES JUST LIKE USUAL BUT THIS TIME WE'RE RIDING DINOSAURS. BECAUSE WHY THE SHIT NOT. IT'S EXTREMELY AWESOME.]

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[ seated behind Tsuna, looking curiously unperturbed and dangling his legs off the side!! what a view, right? ]

One might almost term it a nostalgic occasion.

[oh god he forgot about you. now it's even more horrifying]

That wasn't exactly an occasion I wanted to experience again any time soon!

[ whatever for. it's not like he's going to accidentally push you off or something -- ]

Is such an activity simply not sufficiently exciting for the Vongola Tenth?

[ what if the dinosaur cries. what then. ]

[THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HE'S AFRAID OF. thank god they have reins because he's clinging on for dear life]

No, well, it's more like that it's a little too crazy and dangerous and--STOP STOP DON'T CHARGE AFTER THAT RAPTOR!!!

[dinosaurs cry?]

[ mukuro wouldn't waste his time trying to push someone who can fly to their death, tsuna. give him a little more credit than that, god.

he'd just illusion your outfit stand-out enough for the dinosaur to notice and eat you or something, okok. ]

You've no appreciation for nature viewings? I see. What a dreary child.

[ if you hurt its feels with your rejection, yes. ]

[uhuh sure whatever you say Mukuro]

I might appreciate it a little more if it wasn't absolutely insane and dangerous and really weird.

[idk man he looks pretty happy charging into that other t-rex]

[ HEY, HE'S HAVING FUN. ]

You're free to dismount at any moment, you know.

[ and you would take that away from it !! ]

Or try to, at any rate.

[well, you are crazy Mukuro, that is to be expected. meanwhile Tsuna is too busy being terrified to have fun]

I'd be squished! Or eaten!

[HE JUST THREW THAT OTHER T-REX INTO A BUNCH OF OTHER DINOSAURS WHY DO THEY HAVE THE MOST AGGRESSIVE ONE]

[ or he's just not a giant pussy? ]

Ah, well. If you've no other choice, there's always the option of becoming the alpha male and guiding the creature, so to speak. [ PAUSE lmao] It's said to work with sheep, at any rate. [ WHY WOULD A DINOSAUR BE DIFFERENT.]

[apparently he's the only sane one around]

--in what way are dinosaurs and sheep even alike?!

[oh no t-rex don't eat those raptors, STOOOOOOOP]

[ but he's still being a useless whiner!! ]

Have you a better idea in mind?

[ idly watches... ]

Neither sheep nor dinosaurs are felled by querulous chatter.

[WHAT ELSE CAN HE DO HERE]

Um. I-I don't really know but I'm pretty sure it's impossible to become the alpha male or whatever that is!

[oh grosssssss]

T-This is a t-rex we're talking about after all.

In that case, I fear you've no choice but to resort to violence to achieve your desired ends.

[ if you X-Burner the T-rex, Mukuro will illusion the popcorn. ]

What a shameful method of disrupting the peacefulness of nature's course, albeit.

[ like those dinosaurs bleeding everywhere and ripping each other to shreds and shit like that. so that's what they look like on the inside -- ]

I-I don't actually want to fight them!!

[sadly it might come to that, this t-rex is kind of going crazy]

I don't want to do anything like that but just what about this is peaceful?!

[EWWWWW]

The birds chirping in the sky, the absence of rain, the greenery? To name a few.

[ at least it's not a tank? Mukuro has had quite enough of that standard of "peace." ]

My, but they do appear insensible to talking their problems out, either with you or with one another.

[looking up at the sky]

...they don't look very calm to me.

[THEY ACTUALLY LOOK PRETTY AGITATED

and well, point]

Do you think they'll get tired soon?

[always hopeful!]

If not, there is always the option of drugging them.

[ just pretending we have those magic illusion-into-reality gloves !! ]

You would need to find a means of dropping it into the animal's mouth, however. Dinosaur saliva doesn't suit my cultivated personal style, you see.

[STARES]

Um. I-Isn't there any other way? I feel like I'd lose an arm if I tried.

[ long

contemplative

look ]

I imagine it might be possible to concoct a substance which could be injected rather than taken orally.

R-Really?

[looking down at the t-rex----SCREECHES as it charges off to fight some poor sauropod]

DO YOU THINK THAT'LL WORK?!

[ are you sure you don't want to try the pill thing, Tsuna. that seemed fun. mukuro wants to sigh all dejected-like now. ]

Trial and error is the only means of knowing, and I shouldn't think I need to tell you that there's been none of that. [ non-commital "hmm." ] Yet.

[HE'S NEVER BEEN MORE SURE IN HIS LIFE]

M-maybe we can try that way first?!

[ not missing a beat. ]

Assuming I would stoop so low as to lend assistance to mafia.

HOW MANY TIMES DO I KEEP HAVING TO SAY THIS, I'M NOT THE MAFIA!!!

[MUKUROOOOOOOOOO]

Who else besides mafia would do something so assuredly illegal as riding a dinosaur with no permit?

[ LAUGHS. Go on and suffer, Tsuna. MUKURO DRINKS IT, FRUITY-STYLE. DELICIOUS. ]

/ doesn't even go here

gross

YOUR FACE :T

YOU MEAN YOURS? STOP LOOKING IN THE MIRROR

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