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[hi kids it's that time again
what time is that you ask? well that's a very good question. because i don't think we've done this before so it's actually not that time again at all. it's just that time, the first time. and that time is this.

DINOSAUR WARS

yeah that's right you heard me. WE'RE ALL IN DEATHMATCHES JUST LIKE USUAL BUT THIS TIME WE'RE RIDING DINOSAURS. BECAUSE WHY THE SHIT NOT. IT'S EXTREMELY AWESOME.]

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[He nibbles on a marshmallow and watches with an expression of smug entertainment]

Is that so~? Oh dear, I might have to kill my fact checker, then!

N-Nothing you just said was factual at all!

[this is totally not fair. :( why are you the only one not on a dinosaur?

are these dinosaurs yours because she'd be forever grateful if you'd just put them away]

Tsunako-chan, if you don't pay attention you'll fall off and be trampled~! What a turn of events that would be - why, they might even have to shut down the press booth for a moment!

[He was sitting on a dinosaur but his fat ass crushed it so they gave him the sportscaster job.

The dinosaur was pressed into diamonds. Now he has ass-diamonds.]

P-Please don't say things like that!

[SHE HAS HERSELF CLINGING FIRMLY TO A HORN NOTHING SHORT OF A CROW BAR IS GOING TO PRY HER OFF]

--and why is that the worst part of someone getting trampled?!

[gross Byakuran no one wants your ass to have boatlights]

Well then we'd have to cut the broadcast while the staff cleans up. So many people would be disappointed!

W-Who out there is even watching this anyway?!

Why, everyone of course! Give a wave to your fans, Tsuna-chan!

W-What fans?! A-anyway, that's not the point, the point is I'm pretty sure someone getting squished is the most horrifying part, not the broadcast needing to be cut short!

Well that's all a matter of perspective now, isn't it? I wouldn't mind you getting smashed. ♥

...I don't think your opinion really matters.

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