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[grylls_bears]

[hi kids it's that time again
what time is that you ask? well that's a very good question. because i don't think we've done this before so it's actually not that time again at all. it's just that time, the first time. and that time is this.


DINOSAUR WARS

yeah that's right you heard me. WE'RE ALL IN DEATHMATCHES JUST LIKE USUAL BUT THIS TIME WE'RE RIDING DINOSAURS. BECAUSE WHY THE SHIT NOT. IT'S EXTREMELY AWESOME.]

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[shimoraptor]

[Struts on by and sniffs its butt]

[gravitysrainbow]

[... looks at you

looks at the raptor

looks at you









frowns]

[shimoraptor]

[Looks back.

Oh, well.

Hm.

If he had the right facial muscles. He might frown. Because this is odd in a strangely surreal sort of way. Yep.

But since he can't frown he'll just take another whiff ok]

[gravitysrainbow]

[well.

seems legit I suppose.

be careful you don't get infected with get-down-itis when my raptor glitches all over the place ok]

[sugaredover]

[No worries bro, he's all g--

Oh wait no.

No this is the opposite of what he wanted.

And yet his own gravity betrays him, his limbs move of their own volition. The world spirals as he somersaults at impossible speeds mid-air.

He is getting down. Furiously.]

[gravitysrainbow]

[oh my god the raptor version of me got down so furiously he turned into some kind of fat guy

PUSHES HIM OVER]

[shimoraptor]

[the coding rights itself as he tumbles to the floor, control over his motions and form once again restored.

it's really hard being that fat.

god damn.

As the raptor rights himself, he looks at his human counterpart and nods thankfully, yet somehow awkwardly.

Raptors can be awkward ok look at how he's twiddling his claws]

[gravitysrainbow]

[d'aww, raptor self. nosepat. please don't eat my hand.]

Um.

No problem.

[shimoraptor]

[Nose nudge.

Social link formed.

Thou art I and I am thou. From the jurassic park of your soul, I cometh.]

[gravitysrainbow]

[i am now able to create personae of the dinosaur arcana......]

that was the best glitch ever jsyk

[shimoraptor]