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[grylls_bears]

[hi kids it's that time again
what time is that you ask? well that's a very good question. because i don't think we've done this before so it's actually not that time again at all. it's just that time, the first time. and that time is this.


DINOSAUR WARS

yeah that's right you heard me. WE'RE ALL IN DEATHMATCHES JUST LIKE USUAL BUT THIS TIME WE'RE RIDING DINOSAURS. BECAUSE WHY THE SHIT NOT. IT'S EXTREMELY AWESOME.]

Comments

LMAO X) SLATTERN HUSH

[reluctant10th]

T-That doesn't seem like a fair trade at all!

[hookerthighs]

You knew the price when you accepted me as guardian -- long ago.

[ IS HE SERIOUS OR ISN'T HE... ]

[organless]

[a tilt of her head]

I haven't changed.

[WELL no one wants to see that but ickle dinosaurs, who can resist]

[hookerthighs]

[ u///u what is that face. ]

Dear Chrome, who's to say what the you of my era has come to resemble?

[ i.e. you aren't the expert, girl !! ]

Not to worry, of course. You're still very -- congenial. But times do change.

[ that would be bad, because then chrome really would want to take it home. ]

[reluctant10th]

T-The price?!

[flail, flail--GAH nearly slipping, back to clinging]

That--d-don't joke about strange things like that!

[gesso]

[Gosh, gosh this is just like being at home and walking through the testing labs. Other him has this on lock, however. Which gives this old man Byakuran a chance to chill with his dinosaur and feed it some tasty treats.

In a huge paddling pool. Don't ask questions.

Why yes, that sure is marshmallows designed to look like raw steak. The magic of technology these days. He and his Basilosaurus are bros, and bros share marshmallows. ]

[assassinmvp]

[RIDES BY RYOHEI ON A DINOSAUR WHICH IS WEARING A VERY LARGE BASEBALL TEE]

Hahahaha! Hi Senpai!

[Yamamoto waves. This is the best thing ever! Wonder where they got all those animatronic dinosaurs though?]

[assassinmvp]

[WHICH HAPPENS TO BE YAMAMOTO'S DINOSAUR, WHICH JUST DECIDES TO CHARGE TSUNA'S IN A HUGE, DANGEROUS GAME OF CHICKEN]

Hi Tsuna! [Yamamoto waves cheerfully. How're you doing, man?]

SCREAAAAAAMS AND HEADBUTTS!!!!

[reluctant10th]

YAMAMOTO?! [WHY ARE YOU SO CALM ABOUT THIS OUR DINOSAURS ARE ABOUT TO CRASH

...and how did you get that tshirt onto your dinosaur, wait no, THESE ARE NOT QUESTIONS HE SHOULD BE ASKING]

MOVEMOVEMOVEMOVEMOVE BEFORE WE CRASH!!!

SQUEALS AND TACKLES YOU TO THE FLOOR EXTREMELY INTENSELY!!!!!!!

[grylls_bears]

Yamamoto!! It's extremely fun, right?!

[but now ryohei is intrigued. And a little bit jealous.]

--Oi, how did you get it to wear clothes?!?!

[gravitysrainbow]

[just over here

with a velociraptor

and it has noclip on and is glitching through the floor

extremely legitimate]

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

[assassinmvp]

[MIRACULOUSLY their dinosaurs are more agile than two bullet trains and don't crash. Instead one dinosaur starts to bite the other and things get pretty gory. Yamamoto has to hang onto the ridges of his dinosaur's neck to stay on it.]

Wow, would you look at that. That blood looks so real.

SO I SAW THIS ON TUMBLR AND THOUGHT 'WHY AM I NOT THERE'

[assassinmvp]

Pretty neat, right? I wanted to get "Yamamoto" on the back with my baseball number but it wouldn't let me.

[Oh well, just a shirt will have to do.

Yamamoto's dinosaur seems more interested in gnawing on the leg of an already deceased participant than attacking Ryohei however. Yamamoto takes this opportunity to strike up a conversation.]

So what'd you name yours, Senpai?

[stormflames]

[ charges up on the back of a triceratops, waving frantically ]

HOLD ON TENTH, I'LL SAVE YOU!

[ produces dynamite from nowhere and takes aim ]

IT'S BEEN FOREVEEEEEEEEEERRRRR /tosses a pokeball

[reluctant10th]

[Tsuna finds himself slipping when his dinosaur does a sharp turn and begins to claw at Yamamoto's dinosaur. Eeep! Scrambling back to where he was and grabbing at the rope. Bad dinosaur, no treats for you!]

THAT'S BECAUSE IT IS REAL!!!

[e-ewwww]

Can we get off of them already?

[reluctant10th]

[ohnonononononono]

GOKUDERA-KUN, NOT THE DYNAMITE!!!!!!

[reluctant10th]

E-Enma?!

[oh thank god enma





wait what is with that velociraptor, that looks freaky]

[gravitysrainbow]

[it sort of spazzes out and sticks its tail and legs 90 degrees up in the air]

...

Hi.

[grylls_bears]

HOW OFTEN DO YOU GET TO RIDE A DINOSAUR?!?! DON'T PASS UP A GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY!!!

[just. KICKS DINOSAUR IN THE BITING MOUTH AFFECTIONATELY]

ISN'T IT EXTREMELY COOL?!?! AND SO WELL-TRAINED ALREADY!!!!

[yes ryohei that's definitely it.]

/DARN IT WAS SO CLOSE

[assassinmvp]

Hahaha! Tsuna, c'mon. Dinosaurs've been dead for millions of years. These are probably just robots.

[But whatever, if Tsuna wants down then okay. Yamamoto just slides off of his to the ground, nevermind the giant snapping jaws closing just over his head. Hahaha!]

FUUUU. ANOTHER X(

[reluctant10th]

I DON'T THINK ROBOTS LOOK LIKE THAT!!!

[POINTING TO THAT BLEEDING DINOSAUR CARCASS OVER THERE IN THAT CORNER.

okay Tsuna would get down but suddenly his goes and rams into Yamamoto's former dinosaur and OKAY HE REALLY CAN'T GET OFF RIGHT NOW SCREEE

Tsuna what are you doing, you can fly]

Wah--STOOOOOP!!!!!!!

[reluctant10th]

Y-Your dinosaur...

[how are you even managing to stay on that thing]

[reluctant10th]

[




. . .


okay he didn't see this.]

[gravitysrainbow]

I think it's stuck.

...

It was standing properly earlier, though. For a bit.

[well, sort of leaning against its back counts as being on it, right]

[reluctant10th]

Oh.

[headtilting. All of the awk]

Um. A-Are you okay down there at least?

[you know his dinosaur isn't the safest but maybe you should get somewhere higher so you don't get squished]