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[grylls_bears]

[hi kids it's that time again
what time is that you ask? well that's a very good question. because i don't think we've done this before so it's actually not that time again at all. it's just that time, the first time. and that time is this.


DINOSAUR WARS

yeah that's right you heard me. WE'RE ALL IN DEATHMATCHES JUST LIKE USUAL BUT THIS TIME WE'RE RIDING DINOSAURS. BECAUSE WHY THE SHIT NOT. IT'S EXTREMELY AWESOME.]

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[ombrasolare]

[Reborn's dinosaur is flying. Let's just leave it at that.]

[reluctant10th]

[well, at least it's not being infected with Get-Down-with-itsis


brb running far, far away from his dinosaur]

[ombrasolare]

[You know, pteradons aren't supposed to be violent - mostly eating fish and some don't even have teeth, but knowing Reborn...]

[reluctant10th]

[is that a bird? or a plane?


NO IT'S.

REBORN ON A MOTHERFUCKING PTERA-THING TSUNA DOESN'T KNOW THE NAME OF.]

[ombrasolare]

[Pteradons are also supposed to have smaller wingspans - not more than 6 feet. This one doesn't seem to be getting any larger, even as it folds its wings and starts to dive...]

[reluctant10th]

[AIIIIIIIIIYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


RUN RUN RUN FASTER]

[ombrasolare]

[And swooooosh the pteradon picks up Tsuna's arm and flies him up into the sky. Think Aerodactyl with Ash, except Tsuna doesn't have a backpack on...]

[reluctant10th]

[OH MY GOD HE IS UP SO HIGH


tsuna, you've flown higher. S-screams]

R-REBORN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

[ombrasolare]

Oh, I noticed you were without transport. [Wow, Reborn is so considerate, Tsuna, he's just doing this for your own good! Out of the kindness of his heart!]

[reluctant10th]

[Oh really. WHY IS THAT SO HARD TO BELIEVE]

W-Well, my dinosaur is kind of busy right now um--w-wait, where are we going? It's getting really freaky being this far off the ground.

[ombrasolare]

We can find you another one. [And he can drop you onto it. From several hundred feet in the air. Such a legit plan, how could it possibly go wrong.]

[reluctant10th]

I-I was actually pretty okay not having to ride anymore dinosaurs!

[NO. DON'T. REBORN THAT IS AN INSANE PLAN]

[ombrasolare]

It's all about appearances, Tsuna. [Reborn says calmly, apropos of nothing]

[reluctant10th]

What do you mean, appearances?

[ombrasolare]

Well, think about it. How would it look, for a mafia boss not to have an appropriate steed when all his subordinates seem to be doing quite well on their own?

[You know. disregarding the fact that this is probably virtual, and possibly even partly Reborn's plot...

Circling, circling... wow everything's so far away. Hope you're not getting dizzy]

[reluctant10th]

I keep telling you I'm not the boss!

[GRUMPING]

AND I DON'T THINK DINOSAURS MAKE VERY GOOD ANIMALS TO RIDE.

[ombrasolare]

[Reborn's (and Tsuna's, remember) dinosaur screeched in denial and opened his claws just enough...]

[reluctant10th]

[SCREAMS AS HE PLUMMETS TO THE GROUND]

[ombrasolare]

[Reborn suppresses a sigh, and directs his sulking dinosaur to catch Tsuna, still quite a decent way from the ground - no less than a hundred feet or so. As they gain altitude again, he says, surprisingly mildly]

You know the air is thinner up here. Do stop screaming.

[armorforclouds]

[ w-well guess what!!

His flies too!! And it's purple ]

Eat my clouds, Senpai!!!

[ FLYIN' RIGHT PAST. ]

[ombrasolare]

[Skull, are you flying on Barney the Dinosaur

Reborn actually seems to slow down in response to this, what is up with that?]

Well, I suppose it couldn't be helped. Leaving the invitations open lets in all sorts of undesirables.

.. 1 / idek.

[armorforclouds]

[ NO SHUT UP

HA. He knows defeat when he sees i-- ]

[armorforclouds]

H-hey!!

[ Turning, turning - flailing his arms a bit! ]

You're going the wrong way, Reborn-senpai!!

3 / 3

[armorforclouds]

[ jdkhfgjk

There's more arm flailing and he's even jumping up and down on the strange saddle on his dinosaur. ]

What the hell is that supposed to mean?! D-don't you know who you're talking to!!

[ombrasolare]

[I would die of laughter if Skull accidentally flew backwards into a cliff]

As if you ever give anyone a chance to forget. No one else could possibly be as incompetent as you.

[Strangely, if you listen very closely, there's a hint of fond exasperation in that statement. But mostly mockery]