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[grylls_bears]

[hi kids it's that time again
what time is that you ask? well that's a very good question. because i don't think we've done this before so it's actually not that time again at all. it's just that time, the first time. and that time is this.


DINOSAUR WARS

yeah that's right you heard me. WE'RE ALL IN DEATHMATCHES JUST LIKE USUAL BUT THIS TIME WE'RE RIDING DINOSAURS. BECAUSE WHY THE SHIT NOT. IT'S EXTREMELY AWESOME.]

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[grylls_bears]

[HOLY EXTREME SHIT THIS IS ACTUALLY THE BEST THING TO HAPPEN TO RYOHEI SINCE THAT TIME HE DID SOMETHING ELSE EXTREME

HE CAN'T REMEMBER THAT TIME RIGHT NOW BUT THAT'S ALL OKAY TO THE EXTREME BECAUSE HE HAS A COMPLICATED SEQUENCE OF PICTOGRAMS TO REMIND HIMSELF AND HE'LL LOOK AT THOSE LATER

BUT RIGHT NOW

DINOSAUR BATTLING.]

NOW THIS IS EXTREMELY MORE LIKE IT.

[reluctant10th]

HOW CAN YOU BE HAPPY ABOUT THIS?!

[screaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaams as his goes charging off into a cliff]

[grylls_bears]

AHH, SAWADA!!!! THIS KIND OF TRAINING IS SOMETHING WE SHOULD DEFINITELY DO MORE OFTEN!!

[yeah he doesn't even notice that there's anything wrong with that, tsuna. or this whole situation in general. THIS IS EXTREMELY NORMAL FOR THEM, AFTER ALL.]

[reluctant10th]

NO, DEFINITELY NOT I'M NOT EVEN SURE WHY DINOSAURS ARE EVEN HERE!! THEY SHOULD BE EXTINCT!

[CRASH BANG. another scream as rocks rain down]

[grylls_bears]

AH?! SAWADA, THAT'S EXTREMELY RUDE TO SAY TO ANOTHER LIVING CREATURE!!! ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S BEING GRACIOUS ENOUGH TO LET YOU RIDE ON ITS BACK!!!!

[meanwhile his own dinosaur is trying to gnaw ryohei's leg off, but he's taking this as a sign of affection. HOW NICE THAT THEY'VE BONDED TO THIS EXTREME ALREADY]

[reluctant10th]

I-Is it really that rude? H-Hey wait, I didn't actually want to ride it!

[s-staring]

B-Big brother, YOUR DINOSAUR--!

[grylls_bears]

HOW OFTEN DO YOU GET TO RIDE A DINOSAUR?!?! DON'T PASS UP A GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY!!!

[just. KICKS DINOSAUR IN THE BITING MOUTH AFFECTIONATELY]

ISN'T IT EXTREMELY COOL?!?! AND SO WELL-TRAINED ALREADY!!!!

[yes ryohei that's definitely it.]

[reluctant10th]

NEVER BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I EVER WANTED TO!!!

[UH]

BUT IT'S TRYING TO BITE YOU!!!!

[grylls_bears]

EHH?? WHAT ARE YOU BABBLING ABOUT?!?! THIS ISN'T A BITE, IT'S JUST FRIENDLY NIPPING!! LOOK, THIS THING'S LIKE AN EXTREMELY BIG KITTYCAT!!!

[ryohei PATS IT ON THE NOSE. HIS HAND DISAPPEARS INSIDE ITS MOUTH. really it's a wonder he hasn't lost any fingers yet]

[reluctant10th]

Y-YOUR HAND!!! WHAT IF IT BITES IT OFF?!

[assassinmvp]

[RIDES BY RYOHEI ON A DINOSAUR WHICH IS WEARING A VERY LARGE BASEBALL TEE]

Hahahaha! Hi Senpai!

[Yamamoto waves. This is the best thing ever! Wonder where they got all those animatronic dinosaurs though?]

SQUEALS AND TACKLES YOU TO THE FLOOR EXTREMELY INTENSELY!!!!!!!

[grylls_bears]

Yamamoto!! It's extremely fun, right?!

[but now ryohei is intrigued. And a little bit jealous.]

--Oi, how did you get it to wear clothes?!?!

SO I SAW THIS ON TUMBLR AND THOUGHT 'WHY AM I NOT THERE'

[assassinmvp]

Pretty neat, right? I wanted to get "Yamamoto" on the back with my baseball number but it wouldn't let me.

[Oh well, just a shirt will have to do.

Yamamoto's dinosaur seems more interested in gnawing on the leg of an already deceased participant than attacking Ryohei however. Yamamoto takes this opportunity to strike up a conversation.]

So what'd you name yours, Senpai?

NGL I WAS SORT OF HOPING THAT WOULD HAPPEN

[grylls_bears]

Oh, I see. That's a bit disappointing, but it still looks extremely cool!!

[ryohei nods sagely, regarding the carnage with benevolent incomprehension.]

Name?? Was there any other extreme choice for a bruiser like this?! OF COURSE IT'S MIKE TYSON!!!!

[assassinmvp]

Ohhh, those are big shoes to fill. That was the guy who bit off that other guy's ear during a match, right?

[clearly a dinosaur will have to work hard to live up to a legend like that]